Prince Charming:
"[to the magic wand flying to Sleeping Beauty's Castle where Snow White's held captive] I want Snow White! Not Sleeping Beauty, you idiot wand!"
Sleeping Beauty:
"[topless, shouting to everyone at the ball] I WANT MY PRINCE! I want my prince."
Bimbi:
"There's a man over there with a gun."
Prince Charming:
"This morning, I am going to show you how we really make a little prince."
Snow White:
"[about having sex] Are you going to put your thing in my special place?"
Prince Charming:
"High ho, trusty steed! Ride with the wind!"
Kid:
"[looking at Cinderella] Ooh, now she is HOT!"
Owl and Sheep:
"Yeah, she is hot!"
Kid:
"wuzzat? What's happening?"
Owl:
"Our beloved young sovereign is getting engaged again. Second time in a week."
Sheep:
"That's right! Second time in a week!"
Good Fairy:
"Now, I am really pissed. Screw that little goody two-shoes. I'm gonna wreck her marriage and take her man."
Narrator:
"Oh, really! And how you intend to do that?"
Good Fairy:
"YOU SHUT UP! [she grabs the wand and zapped at the narrator]"
Narrator:
"Please! Do not do that again! I promised to be good."
Good Fairy:
"It's time to say good night, Snow White. Here we go. [then, she summons "Sleeping Beauty"]"
Good Fairy:
"[disguises as an old fairy] Greetings, fair prince."
Prince Charming:
"Greetings, good croan. How to far this fine morning?"
Good Fairy:
"Why, good sovereign? Hard times for them miss making pies for the living?"
Narrator:
"[felt grumpy] Oh no..."
Good Fairy:
"I was hoping you taste one of my pies and give it the royal houses seal of approval. [she shows the pie to the Prince Charming by attempting giving to him] Hmm?"
Narrator:
"[about Prince Charming skips breakfast] Oh my god, he hasn't had breakfast!"
Prince Charming:
"Hey, look at tooth summoned deed, good croan."
Good Fairy:
"Hmm!"
Prince Charming:
"But last, my dear wife cooks any vegetarian dishes from the purest organic ingredients. [then he gives a gold coin to the Good Fairy then, he leaves away] Cheerio!"
Good Fairy:
"Gatz! SCREW ORGANIC FOOD NUTS!"
Bimbi's Mother:
"[watching Prince Charming] Isn't he grand, Bimbi? Someday dearest, you'll grow up to be a prince just like that."
Bimbi:
"Ugh... You mean he only have two legs and no horns!"
Prince Charming:
"Frankly Storm, some of these larger animals of the forest are starting to look mighty attractive."
Snow White:
"[to Seven Dwarfs] Why Horny, and Grungy, and Scumy, and Mental, how lovely to see you all again."
Good Fairy:
"[repeated lines] I'm only 3,032!"
Tom Thumb:
"Help! Save me from the wicked ogre!"
Beast:
"How was your rename, dear heart?"
Beauty:
"Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother turn out to be a real animal. A Big Bad Wolf."
Beast:
"How big?"
Beauty:
"Very. And did you have a good ball, dear?"
Beast:
"Why? I had several. [they both laughed]"
Good Fairy:
"A little privacy, please?"
Seven Dwarfs:
"[singing] Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Forgot that fix and how.
No wait it's scrape, my makes my date, no need to must've fate.
[whistles]
It's bad but good, It's fits right were it should.
Oh gob what fun, when your uppy shutems-, My think I'm going to come oh sun, It's good for everyone. It's a tricky little step, When you get it back to tremp, my bunless now a- [stopped singing]"
Huntsman:
"[to Seven Dwarfs] I'm looking [hiccup] for Snow White."
Horny:
"The ogre got her!"
Snow White:
"Don't move, Horny! There's something's in your tight! It looks like a snake! [then she kicks]"
Funky:
"Hey, you! Wait your turn!"
Cinderella:
"Good Fairy! What in I catching gown and such in original hair do."
Good Fairy:
"That'll be enough with the fashion news, honey. Now you know the way this worked right when midnight strikes, you fade."
Cinderella:
"Um... I'm not so sure about that anymore."
Good Fairy:
"What is that mean?"
Cinderella:
"He's such a hung and he is a prince. I think I want him."
Good Fairy:
"You jump-top little slut!"
Cinderella:
"Who?"
Good Fairy:
"You keep your paws off my prince!"
Cinderella:
"Your prince? [she throws a banana peel at Good Fairy against the wall then she laughed] Oh, you poor rosy to me. How old are you again? 3,057?"
Good Fairy:
"Hey, I'm only 3,032!"
Cinderella:
"And you have the hots for a hunky young sovereign. That's so pathetic! [then Good Fairy cast a spell on Cinderella]"
Good Fairy:
"Look sweetie! Flirt with him all you want! Tongropaderdoper tit go for it! I want him so hot he's smoken. But til midnight, you're outta here!"
Cinderella:
"Darling, midnight's hours away. Plenty of time for me to work my magic. But kind to your 3,000 year old equipment can't handle."
Good Fairy:
"JUST YOU WAIT 'TIL YOU LOSE THAT SLIPPER, BITCH! JUST YOU WAIT TIL MIDNIGHT CHIMES!"
Waiter:
"[to Cinderella] M'lady, a slice of Bimbi's mother?"
Good Fairy:
"Don't worry, Sir Sugar buns. You'll be having an orgasm soon enough with me. You needed tad more fluffing to be ready for a mature woman. And I've got just a girl. [then, she summons "Cinderella"]"