Mitchell Goosen:
"Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?"
Wiley:
"He never joined the Hairclub For Men?
[buzzer sound]"
Mitchell Goosen:
"Wrong. Because his motto was"
Wiley:
"He was gay?"
Mitchell Goosen:
"Because he is what he is."
Nikki:
"So, if you could have lunch with any three people in the entire world - alive, dead, fictitious, I don't care. Who would it be?"
Mitchell Goosen:
"What kind of question is that?"
Nikki:
"A fun one, c'mon."
Mitchell Goosen:
"Well, I'd have to say Tom Curren; greatest surfer in the world, now that would be cool. And, um, maybe Ghandi. Not for lunch though, he wouldn't eat lunch."
Nikki:
"And the third one?"
Mitchell Goosen:
"I'd have to say you."
Nikki:
"Me? You can have lunch with anyone in the world, and you would choose me."
Mitchell Goosen:
"You're not just anyone. You're special."
Mitchell Goosen:
"Mitchell Goosen at your service. I'm not from around here. What to tell. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'."
Augie:
"Stylin'? St-stylin'?"
Mitchell Goosen:
"Let me tell you what stylin' is. The perfect session"
Aunt Irene:
"That's the hole where the sausage factory used to be."
Mitchell:
"[to Jack] Chill Brah."
Augie:
"Did he just call you a piece of underwear?"
Mitchell:
"How often does this once-in-a-lifetime wave come along?"
Mitchell Goosen:
"Come on, Wiley, you hockey man, you hockey warrior!"
Wiley:
"Hockey Nintendo!"
Mitchell:
"The rule is, there's no rule, everything goes"
Snake:
"My name's Snake. I don't like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain't got no hobbies, 'less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don't like..."hobbies." And I have a 1.1 GPA..."
Aunt Irene:
"Oh, I'm feeling kind of frisky."
Uncle Louis:
"Well, let's get out the Twister game."
Augie:
"St-st-stylin?
-Augie"
Wiley:
"I mean, hockey is my life - I've got on hockey underwear right now!
-Wiley"
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