Release: September 17, 1993

Mitchell Goosen (Shane McDermott) is sixteen/seventeen year old kid from California who loves to surf and rollerblade. Yet, his parents, who are two zoologists were given a grant to work in Australia. The only problem was: Mitchell couldn't go with them. So, he gets sent to stay with his aunt, uncle, and cousin in Cincinnati, Ohio. Which is far from the beach. When he arrives, he meets his cousin who is also his new roommate for the next three months: Wiley (Seth Green). Mitchell then goes to school and gets on the bad side of the big guys on campus aka the high school hockey players. Mitchell and Wiley end up enduring weeks of torture from the guys. Then, the big guys and Mitchell and Wiley have to learn to get along to try to beat the Central High School rivals in a competition down Devil's Backbone.

Mitchell Goosen: "Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?"
Wiley: "He never joined the Hairclub For Men? [buzzer sound]"
Mitchell Goosen: "Wrong. Because his motto was"
Wiley: "He was gay?"
Mitchell Goosen: "Because he is what he is."
Nikki: "So, if you could have lunch with any three people in the entire world - alive, dead, fictitious, I don't care. Who would it be?"
Mitchell Goosen: "What kind of question is that?"
Nikki: "A fun one, c'mon."
Mitchell Goosen: "Well, I'd have to say Tom Curren; greatest surfer in the world, now that would be cool. And, um, maybe Ghandi. Not for lunch though, he wouldn't eat lunch."
Nikki: "And the third one?"
Mitchell Goosen: "I'd have to say you."
Nikki: "Me? You can have lunch with anyone in the world, and you would choose me."
Mitchell Goosen: "You're not just anyone. You're special."
Mitchell Goosen: "Mitchell Goosen at your service. I'm not from around here. What to tell. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'."
Augie: "Stylin'? St-stylin'?"
Mitchell Goosen: "Let me tell you what stylin' is. The perfect session"
Aunt Irene: "That's the hole where the sausage factory used to be."
Mitchell: "[to Jack] Chill Brah."
Augie: "Did he just call you a piece of underwear?"
Mitchell: "How often does this once-in-a-lifetime wave come along?"
Mitchell Goosen: "Come on, Wiley, you hockey man, you hockey warrior!"
Wiley: "Hockey Nintendo!"
Mitchell: "The rule is, there's no rule, everything goes"
Snake: "My name's Snake. I don't like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain't got no hobbies, 'less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don't like..."hobbies." And I have a 1.1 GPA..."
Aunt Irene: "Oh, I'm feeling kind of frisky."
Uncle Louis: "Well, let's get out the Twister game."
Augie: "St-st-stylin? -Augie"
Wiley: "I mean, hockey is my life - I've got on hockey underwear right now! -Wiley"
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