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Airborne

Release: September 17, 1993

Mitchell Goosen (Shane McDermott) is sixteen/seventeen year old kid from California who loves to surf and rollerblade. Yet, his parents, who are two zoologists were given a grant to work in Australia. The only problem was: Mitchell couldn't go with them. So, he gets sent to stay with his aunt, uncle, and cousin in Cincinnati, Ohio. Which is far from the beach. When he arrives, he meets his cousin who is also his new roommate for the next three months: Wiley (Seth Green). Mitchell then goes to school and gets on the bad side of the big guys on campus aka the high school hockey players. Mitchell and Wiley end up enduring weeks of torture from the guys. Then, the big guys and Mitchell and Wiley have to learn to get along to try to beat the Central High School rivals in a competition down Devil's Backbone.

Trailers

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Posters

Quotes

Mitchell Goosen: "Popeye, now there was a great man. Do you know why?"

Wiley: "He never joined the Hairclub For Men? [buzzer sound]"

Mitchell Goosen: "Wrong. Because his motto was"

Wiley: "He was gay?"

Mitchell Goosen: "Because he is what he is."

Nikki: "So, if you could have lunch with any three people in the entire world - alive, dead, fictitious, I don't care. Who would it be?"

Mitchell Goosen: "What kind of question is that?"

Nikki: "A fun one, c'mon."

Mitchell Goosen: "Well, I'd have to say Tom Curren; greatest surfer in the world, now that would be cool. And, um, maybe Ghandi. Not for lunch though, he wouldn't eat lunch."

Nikki: "And the third one?"

Mitchell Goosen: "I'd have to say you."

Nikki: "Me? You can have lunch with anyone in the world, and you would choose me."

Mitchell Goosen: "You're not just anyone. You're special."

Mitchell Goosen: "Mitchell Goosen at your service. I'm not from around here. What to tell. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. Just as long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'."

Augie: "Stylin'? St-stylin'?"

Mitchell Goosen: "Let me tell you what stylin' is. The perfect session"

Aunt Irene: "That's the hole where the sausage factory used to be."

Mitchell: "[to Jack] Chill Brah."

Augie: "Did he just call you a piece of underwear?"

Mitchell: "How often does this once-in-a-lifetime wave come along?"

Mitchell Goosen: "Come on, Wiley, you hockey man, you hockey warrior!"

Wiley: "Hockey Nintendo!"

Mitchell: "The rule is, there's no rule, everything goes"

Snake: "My name's Snake. I don't like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain't got no hobbies, 'less you call collecting knives and putting tattoos across the foreheads of guys I don't like..."hobbies." And I have a 1.1 GPA..."

Aunt Irene: "Oh, I'm feeling kind of frisky."

Uncle Louis: "Well, let's get out the Twister game."

Augie: "St-st-stylin? -Augie"

Wiley: "I mean, hockey is my life - I've got on hockey underwear right now! -Wiley"

Quote O' Matic

Luke Skywalker: "Lesson two. Now that they're extinct, the Jedi are romanticized, deified. But if you strip away the myth and look at their deeds, the legacy of the Jedi is failure. Hypocrisy, hubris."

Rey: "That's not true!"

Luke Skywalker: "At the height of their powers, they allowed Darth Sidious to rise, create the Empire, and wipe them out. It was a Jedi Master who was responsible for the training and creation of Darth Vader."

Rey: "And a Jedi who saved him. Yes. Your father was the most hated man in the galaxy. He caused so much death and destruction for many years. But you saw there was conflict inside him. You believed that he wasn't gone. That he could be turned."

Luke Skywalker: "And I became a legend. For many years, there was balance and then I saw Ben. My nephew with that mighty Skywalker blood. In my hubris, I thought I could train him; I could pass on my strengths. Han was Han about it, but...Leia trusted me with her son. I took him, and a dozen students, and began a training temple. By the time I realized I was no match for the darkness rising in him, it was too late."

Rey: "What happened?"

Luke Skywalker: "I went to confront him, and he turned on me. He must've thought I was dead. When I came to, the temple was burning. He had vanished with a handful of my students, and slaughtered the rest. Leia blamed Snoke, but... it was me. I failed. Because I was Luke Skywalker. Jedi Master. A legend."

Rey: "The galaxy may need a legend. I need someone to show me my place in all this. And you didn't fail Kylo. Kylo failed you. I won't."

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