Daniel:
"When she first mentioned what's about to happen, I said, 'Over my dead body.' And she said, 'No, Daniel, over mine... ' "
Daniel:
"Jo and I had uh, a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her, uh, requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I was confident she expected me to ignore."
Billy Mack:
"Let's get pissed and watch porn."
Karen:
"True love lasts a lifetime."
Prime Minister:
"I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?"
Jamie:
"Alone again... Naturally."
The President:
"I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give."
Karen:
"Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?"
Billy Mack:
"When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone."
Prime Minister:
"Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?"
Natalie:
"Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir."
Prime Minister:
"It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck," and then we'd have been in real trouble."
Natalie:
"Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!"
Sam:
"There's this big concert at the end of term, and Joanna's in it. And I thought, maybe if I was in the band, and played absolutely superbly, there's a chance that she might actually fall in love with me. What do you think?"
Daniel:
"I think it's brilliant! I think it's stellar! Uh, apart from the one, obvious, tiny, little baby little hiccup..."
Sam:
"That I don't play a musical instrument."
Daniel:
"Yessir."
Sam:
"A tiny, insignificant detail."
Karen:
"The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is, it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head."
Jamie:
"You learned English?"
Auriela:
"Just in cases."
Billy Mack:
"Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"
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