Sheen:
"This is way beyond awesome!"
Nick:
"Just think: If you boneheaded dweebs had listened to your parents... you'd be home in bed, instead of riding this monster."
Ultra Lord:
"Do you promise to use your powers for good and not evil?"
Sheen:
"Yes, yes, Ultra Lord."
Ultra Lord:
"Now, counterpart, take this Ultra Mask... and lead the fight for justice!"
Sheen:
"I will!"
Ultra Lord:
"Is this kid with anyone?"
Mom:
"Okay, Jimmy. That's the last straw. We have told you time and time again not to play with rockets."
Jimmy:
"It's technically not a rocket. It's one of those jetpack type things!"
Mom:
"I don't care what type-thing it is! You just climb those stair type things right now!"
Mom:
"James Issac Neutron. I see you up there. How many times have I told you not to launch yourself off the roof?"
Jimmy:
"Probably nine. Exactly nine. They say repetition is good for a developing brain."
Dad:
"(burps)Well, at least it's coming out of the attic and not the basement."
Cindy:
"After class, I'll gladly demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their BUTTS KICKED by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis."
Zachery:
"And so, we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy, and... I won! I want my mommy!"
Courtney Tyler:
"So, there you have it. I want my mommy too."
Jimmy:
"There's a 95 percent chance it'll work."
Cindy:
"And the other 5 percent?"
Jimmy:
"We all get blown up. (they start nervously chattering) Hey, hey! Ninety-five is still an A."
Nick:
"I've never gotten a 95 in my life."
Sheen:
"(singing) Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens, he is not afraid of chickens! (the aliens fire) Okay, he may be a little bit afraid of chickens."
Sheen:
"Jimmy, your dad is acting like a mind-controlled duck-man."
Jimmy:
"All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darn it, we're carbon based life forms! So, who's going to kick buttocks?"
All:
"The Carbonated Life Forms!"
Sheen:
"We have to ask ourselves. What would Ultralord do?"
Cindy:
"If we blow up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt."
Jimmy:
"What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?"
Carl:
" I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim."
Jimmy:
"Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will."
Sheen:
"I'm peeing... in the shower."
Dad:
"Look, I was a kid once. I remember being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party."
Jimmy:
"But dad, all my friends are going."
Dad:
"I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."