Evelyn:
" Welcome aboard, Elastigirl. Although we haven't yet reached our cruising altitude. Feel free to roam about the cabin! Or just relax and let the cabin roam about you!"
Tony:
"I feel kind of bad about it. Maybe I should have said "Hi" or something? It's not her fault superheroes are illegal. And it's not like I don't like strong girls. I'm pretty secure, manhood-wise."
Elastigirl:
"Years of mandated hiding and silence have made us bitter. You bring us out into the light, only to clean up the messes your lack of discipline creates."
Mr. Incredible:
"Your bodies and your character are weak. Your promises are empty and you will pay for it."
Frozone:
"We no longer serve you, we serve only us. May the fittest survive."
Winston:
"It's time to make some wrong things right! Help me bring supers back into the sunlight. We need to change people's perceptions about superheroes, and Elastigirl is our best play."
Mr. Incredible:
"Better than... me?"
Screenslaver:
"The Screenslaver interrupts this for an important announcement..."
Reflux:
"Name's Reflux. Medical condition or super power, you decide."
Radio Announcer:
"A news report out today shows that when it comes to decision-making, people have more trust in a monkey throwing darts, than Congress."
Edna Mode:
"The fire retardant is blackberry-lavender, darling. Effective, edible, and delicious."
Bob:
"Suit up. It might get weird."
Lucius:
"I'll be there ASAP."
Lucius' Wife:
"Where you goin' ASAP? You better be back ASAP!"
Edna:
"He is bright and I am stimulating. We deserve each other."
Rick Dicker:
"If you wanna get out of the hole, first you gotta put down the shovel."
Edna Mode:
"Any solution involving cookies will inevitably result in the demon baby."
Helen:
"You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it to fix the law, I gotta break it."
Bob:
"You've got to, so our kids can have that choice."
Screenslaver:
"Grab your snacks, watch your screens, and see what happens. You are no longer in control. I am."
Screenslaver:
"Screenslaver interrupts this program for an important announcement. Don't bother watching the rest. Elastigirl doesn't save the day; she only postpones her defeat. And while she postpones her defeat, you eat chips and watch HER confront problems that you are too lazy to deal with. Superheroes are part of your brainless desire to replace true experience with simulation. You don't talk, you watch talk SHOWS. You don't play games, you watch game SHOWS."
Edna Mode:
"Done properly, parenting is a heroic act... done properly."
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