Dad's Army Intro

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Added By: Clint_Olson

On: July 05, 2021

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Lyrics

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler If you think we're on the run? We are the boys who will stop your little game We are the boys who will make you think again 'Cause who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler If you think old England's done? Mr. Brown goes off to town On the eight twenty-one But he comes home each evening And he's ready with his gun So who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler If you think old England's done?

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Quote O' Matic

Max: "(wakes up from his peaceful sleep and sees Karen wrapped up in a towel) Did you take a shower?"

Karen: "Yes. It helped me think. I've come to a decision."

Max: "You don't want to get a divorce, do you?"

Karen: "Not at all. I was thinking: I should've been there for you. If I wasn't on the road working all the time, I could've been here to help relieve your stress better."

Max: "What?"

Karen: "It's my fault. I've been a very bad, bad wife. But I can fix that."

Max: "Okay, wait. I'm not understanding this at all."

Karen: "You are the one who's designing the Orion deep space satellite, yes?"

Max: "Well, yeah, but you already know that."

Karen: "You have a brilliant mind. I should be doing whatever I can to help you achieve your goals. You need to complete the satellite without delay."

Max: "I'm glad you're feeling better, but...I mean, I'm still really sorry about what happened."

Karen: "Shh. Let's not discuss that. It's finished. Done. Just let me do what a wife does for her hard-working husband."

Max: "You don't mean... (Karen unwraps her towel and reveals her body to Max) Oh, yeah. You do mean."

Karen: "Mm-hmm. (kisses Max on the lips and begins seducing him)"

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