Housewives from Another World
Release: May 06, 2010

2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year Heather Vandeven headlines this sexy sci-fi comedy about three beautiful housewives whose heavenly bodies get snatched by aliens attempting to prevent the launch of a deep-space satellite. Christine Nguyen and Rebecca Love co-star.

Tom: "We've got to find Max's blueprints if we want to save our jobs."
Carla: "I know. But how do we do that? He is so secretive about them."
Tom: "I know they're in this house somewhere. They have to be! I checked his office. Nothing!"
Carla: "You want to ransack his house?"
Tom: "Of course not. We've got to do this in a way where no one will ever suspect. I'll excuse myself and check his home office out. That's the most likely place."
Carla: "What do I do?"
Tom: "You...check the other rooms. Um, say you gotta powder your nose or something. That always works."
Carla: "Powder my nose. Got it."
Tom: "That's my girl."
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Max: "Karen, I don't know how to say this to you gently, but...we can't be talking about the satellite plans in front of Tom and Carla."
Karen: "Why? They both work with you. I didn't know you had any secrets."
Max: "It's not like that. It's very competitive among researchers, and Tom would like nothing more than to trip me up."
Karen: "Seriously?"
Max: "Seriously. I have to beat them to the finish line."
Karen: "I didn't know this was a race."
Max: "Well, you like this house. You like that shiny car outside. All this depends on me being better than Tom and Carla. Heads are about to roll at work right now, and I want to be the one holding the ax. Understand?"
Karen: "I think so. Can I see your designs?"
Max: "What?"
Karen: "I'm interested in what you do. You are my husband. I'd like to see your work."
Max: "Honey, I would, but...I don't think you'd understand, even if I showed them to you."
Karen: "Try me. I am your wife."
Max: "Okay. Well, maybe later. Right now, we have guests. Remember?"
Karen: "Oh. Of course. Shall we?"
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Carla: "So you've been a busy one, Karen."
Karen: "Yes, traveling all around the country here and there. Sometimes I feel like a stranger in my own house."
Tom: "It's good to come home to someone like Max."
Karen: "He certainly is full of surprises."
Max: "Karen's been promoted to head buyer of her company."
Carla: "Oh, so you'll be gone even more."
Karen: "I hope not. I don't like leaving Max unattended for too long. He doesn't do well when I'm away."
Carla: "Every man needs a good woman behind him."
Karen: "Or under him, for that matter."
Tom: "Well, now that you're back, maybe Max can settle down and finish up his work on the new Orion deep space satellite."
Karen: "I totally agree. All that deep space business is really taking up a lot of his time. He barely has any time for me anymore."
Tom: "You can't spread yourself too thin, Max."
Max: "Um, honey, can I speak with you in the kitchen for a moment?"
Karen: "Certainly. (to Tom and Carla) Excuse me."
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Karen: "(enters the room with the satellite blueprints and meets Carla and Rita sitting on the couch) As we've all learned: In the future, most of our universe will be destroyed by an intergalactic war. This war was brought on in part by the discovery of our planet by the Orion deep space satellite. The satellite created by the man I'm married to. This cannot happen."
Rita: "We have the plans now. This terrible tragedy can be avoided."
Carla: "Our way of life will go on. Without war, without destruction."
Karen: "We have the plans, and that will stop the development of the satellite for now, but what of the future? Max will continue his development, and who knows how long it will be before he achieves success?"
Carla: "What's the answer?"
Rita: "We must kill Max. That's the only way to protect our world."
Karen: "Unfortunate, but true. He cannot be allowed to continue his work on the satellite."
Carla: "Is it really necessary to kill him? Is there no other way?"
Rita: "No! He must die."
Karen: "What if...we take him with us? That would stop the development of the satellite without any bloodshed."
Carla: "Excellent idea! But...can we get away with it?"
Karen: "I believe it's possible; tricky, but we could do it."
Rita: "Then all we have to do is wait for him to come home."
Karen: "Agreed. And in the meantime, let's show Carla what we've learned about the human form while we've been on the planet."
Rita: "You mean...?"
Karen: "Yes; with the human body, we can experience the sensation of touching each other. It's very enlightening."
Carla: "Show me. (Rita and Carla stare at each other with excitement. Karen walks over to a sofa, sits down and watches the performance of an erotic human ritual. Carla and Rita begin seducing each other)"
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Karen: "(catches Carla snooping around in the bedroom and sets down the satellite blueprints on a desk drawer) Looking for something?"
Carla: "(turns around and is surprised to see Karen) Karen! You gave me quite a start."
Karen: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spook you."
Carla: "I earring. I thought it might be here somewhere."
Karen: "Please. I know what you're looking for."
Carla: "You do?"
Karen: "You think I don't know?"
Carla: "Know what?"
Karen: "I have a pretty good idea of what you're up to. I don't blame you."
Carla: "It's pretty big of you, Karen."
Karen: "You are, after all...only human."
Carla: "Thanks for understanding."
Karen: "You can't help yourself. So...would you like to see it?"
Carla: "Yes, I would."
Karen: "Good. (takes Carla to the bathroom) Admit it. You're admiring my necklace."
Carla: "What? (sees the meteorite fragment necklace around Karen's neck) Oh! I mean...yes. That's an amazing piece."
Karen: "It's made of meteorite."
Carla: "Wow. (starts to touch the necklace, but Karen stops her)"
Karen: "I have an extra one that I'd like to give you."
Carla: "Really? (Karen nods her head and places another meteorite fragment necklace around Carla's neck. The necklace glows and Carla becomes possessed)"
Karen: "Better?"
Carla: "Yes. Better."
Karen: "Good. I want you to meet me here tomorrow at 1100 Earth hours."
Carla: "I understand."
Karen: "Good. (Carla leaves and Karen looks at herself in the mirror)"
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Rita: "(Karen pours a cup of coffee for Rita) I have to say, I was really surprised you called me this morning."
Karen: "I can't stay mad at you, Rita. Besides, it was just a big misunderstanding. (hands Rita her cup of coffee)"
Rita: "Well, I'm certainly relieved that you're not really dead."
Karen: "I don't know where Max came up with that. I'm just happy that you were there to comfort him."
Rita: "What are neighbors for?"
Karen: "What, indeed. (holding her meteorite fragment necklace around her neck)"
Rita: "(sees the necklace) That's a really nice piece. Where did you get it?"
Karen: "Do you like it?"
Rita: "Mm-hmm. There's something about it, but I can't quite put my finger on it."
Karen: "It's made from a meteorite; it's the latest fashion in New York. Do you want one?"
Rita: "I probably couldn't afford something like that."
Karen: "Nonsense. I liked it so much that I bought extras...for my friends. (holds another meteorite fragment necklace in her hands)"
Rita: "Really? (puts down her cup of coffee)"
Karen: "Yeah. Let's try this on you. (puts the necklace around Rita's neck)"
Rita: "Karen, I don't know what to say. You're out of this world!"
Karen: "Well, I think you just said it. (Rita's meteorite necklace glows and she becomes possessed) There. Better?"
Rita: "Much better."
Karen: "I'd like to show you something I learned last night. They call (kisses Rita on the lips, then takes her to the kitchen table and they begin seducing each other)"
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Karen: "(Karen's cellphone rings. Karen picks it up and places it in her ear) Max."
Max: "(holding his own cellphone in his ear) How did you know it was me?"
Karen: "Call it woman's intuition."
Max: "Yeah. Well, I just wanted to check in with you and...just let you know how much I loved you."
Karen: "Is everything okay at work?"
Max: "Sure. Everyone's getting their asses handed to them. Everyone but me."
Karen: "Hm. That's because you're the best at what you do."
Max: "Hey, I was, maybe we should invite Tom and Carla over tonight for cocktails. They're both taking a real beating here and...I don't know, I feel kind of guilty."
Karen: "That's a great idea, darling. (holding a glowing meteorite fragment necklace in her hand) There's something I've been meaning to give to Carla, anyways, and that would be the perfect opportunity."
Max: "Great. You're a doll. So I'll ask 'em."
Karen: "Max?"
Max: "Yeah?"
Karen: "Hurry home."
Max: "Kisses."
Karen: "Kisses. (turns off her cellphone while Max turns off his own)"
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Max: "(wakes up from his peaceful sleep and sees Karen wrapped up in a towel) Did you take a shower?"
Karen: "Yes. It helped me think. I've come to a decision."
Max: "You don't want to get a divorce, do you?"
Karen: "Not at all. I was thinking: I should've been there for you. If I wasn't on the road working all the time, I could've been here to help relieve your stress better."
Max: "What?"
Karen: "It's my fault. I've been a very bad, bad wife. But I can fix that."
Max: "Okay, wait. I'm not understanding this at all."
Karen: "You are the one who's designing the Orion deep space satellite, yes?"
Max: "Well, yeah, but you already know that."
Karen: "You have a brilliant mind. I should be doing whatever I can to help you achieve your goals. You need to complete the satellite without delay."
Max: "I'm glad you're feeling better, but...I mean, I'm still really sorry about what happened."
Karen: "Shh. Let's not discuss that. It's finished. Done. Just let me do what a wife does for her hard-working husband."
Max: "You don't mean... (Karen unwraps her towel and reveals her body to Max) Oh, yeah. You do mean."
Karen: "Mm-hmm. (kisses Max on the lips and begins seducing him)"
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Max: "I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
Karen: "Oh, sorry? Sorry I came home early is the only thing you're sorry about."
Max: "Look, I'm under a tremendous amount of pressure at work. You know that. The satellite project is gonna cost someone their job, and...I don't know. I just had a lot of built-up pressure I need to relieve before I exploded."
Karen: "So you explode on Rita."
Max: "She was just...there. She doesn't mean anything. It's you that I love."
Karen: "(taking another drink from her bottle) Don't make me vomit."
Max: "I said I was sorry."
Karen: "Okay. And that's supposed to make it all right? Well, you know what? It doesn't. Not hardly."
Max: "Well, what do you want me to do?"
Karen: "Leave me alone for a while, and then you can take your sorry ass onto the couch. Think you can do that?"
Max: "Got it."
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Karen: "Rita, what are you doing in bed with my husband?"
Rita: "He said he was sad. That you'd been killed in a freak skateboarding accident. It was the least I could do."
Karen: "Get out."
Max: "(starting to climb out of bed) You got it."
Karen: "Not you. Her."
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