Charlie:
"I don't know if we should be feeding them this stuff."
Phil:
"So what, look, they love it!"
Kids:
"(burp)"
Max:
"(farts) Ahhh..........."
Girls:
"Eeeeewwwww......."
Charlie:
"Well, yeah, but I'm a little worried"
Phil:
"About what?"
Marvin:
"I'll show you, I'll paint my face first, and then you paint your self. See, just gonna put a little paint? Now I'm just gonna....."
Becca:
"What's wrong?"
Marvin:
"THAT'S NOT PAINT! IT'S GLUE!"
Becca and Marvin:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Crispin:
"Have a nice day Mrs. Harridan!"
Mrs. Harridan:
"That's nice! (Blows whistle at a car) Stop stop stop!"
Mrs. Harridan:
"Daddy Day Care?! Jennifer! How could you!"
Jennifer:
"It's a really great place to work! You should work there!…. or not….."
Mrs. Harridan:
"Jennifer my dear, in life, there are winners and there are losers, but sometimes you have to play dirty!"
Charlie:
"I'll see you tomorrow Crispin! Tomorrow!"
Crispin's Mother:
"Alright, you're gonna be just like your father, hanging off of his skin! Hanging off!"
Marvin:
"THE CARROT IS NOT FOR SALE!"
Crispin:
"This is my parrot, Paulie. I'm teaching him to talk! Talk!"
Paulie:
"SHUT UP BUTTHEAD! SHUT UP BUTTHEAD!"
Phil:
"I GOT A SPIDER ON MY HEAD!"
Marvin:
"Elulululululululululu, OH (gasp)! Now put your hands up and wave them! Ca ca ca ca!"
Jamie's Mom:
"Now who are you going to call if there are any problems sweetie?"
Jamie:
"911, Mommy"
Jamie's Mom:
"That's such a good girl!"
Phil:
"Come on, Come on Dylan, I'll let you hold my keys. How about Lifesavers, you like Lifesavers? How bout money? A dollar!"
Dylan:
"Ooooh!"
Phil:
"Oooh ha ha ha yeah! A dollar! You are a smart man, that is yours! All right!"
Phil and the Kids:
"I said....."
Charlie:
"DOCTOR!"
Charlie:
"Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Charlie:
"Now don't you rip the mission statement Little Flash because it's a very important docu..Hey Ah Ah! Come here! Hey, come back here!"
Phil:
"Ok, uh, so what he's really trying to say is...."
Kids:
"(scream, yell, and run about)"
Dylan:
"AAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAH!"
Phil:
"(Gives out money)"
Dylan:
"Ooooh!"
Crispin's Mom:
"STOP! Crispin, don't make that face!"
Crispin:
"What?!"
Crispin's Mom:
"Don't make lines, relax the face, quiet the face, relax the face."
Charlie:
"Yeah, show no lines, calm your face an.. OOOOW!"
Charlie:
"It's kinda late, where do you suppose your mommy is?"
Crispin:
"SHUT UP BUTTHEAD!"
Dylan:
""I DON'T WANT TO GO! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAH! AAAH! AAAH!""
Ben:
""You're killin me! You're really killin me!""