Wedding Guest #1:
"Good morrow, Abbot."
The Abbot:
"Good morrow."
Wedding Guest #2:
"Welcome, Abbot."
The Abbot:
"Good morrow."
Wedding Guest #3:
"Hello, Abbot."
The Abbot:
"Good morrow."
Wedding Guest:
"Hey, Abbot!"
The Abbot:
"I hate that guy!"
Little John:
"A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no toll's then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."
Robin:
"Blinkin, I'd like you to meet Achoo."
Blinkin:
"A Jew? Here?"
Robin:
"No, no. Not a Jew, Achoo."
Robin:
"(Blinkin catches a arrow aimed at Robin's head)
Blinkin!? How did you catch that?"
Blinkin:
"Ha! I heard that coming a mile away!"
towns Folk:
"mourning Abbot"
Abbot:
"good Morrow"
Annoying Man:
"hey Abbet"
Abbot:
"I hate that guy"
Achoo:
"Maybe we should just use the dummies in battle."
Robin:
"HA!......*thoughtfully* Hmmm..."
prince jon:
"i hope its worth the noise
-prince jon"
achoo:
"man! white men cant jump
-achoo"
Latrine:
"Put in a good word for me with the Sheriff of Rottingham. I've got the hots for him.
-Latrine"
Sheriff of Rottingham and Achoo:
"I was angry at you before Loxley. But now, I'm really pissed off.
Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses wiener, I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
-Sheriff of Rottingham and Achoo"
Townspeople and Achoo:
"A black sheriff?!" "C'mon, it happened in "Blazing Saddles".
-Townspeople and Achoo"
achoo:
"whats your name? achoo. bless you
-achoo"
Marian and Robin:
"Oh Robin, promise me you won't go." "All right. I promise you won't go.
-Marian and Robin"
scarlet:
"move ya tits little john, you look like a flameing Picasso!
-scarlet"
achoo:
"we didnt land on sherwood forest, sherwood forest landed on us!
-achoo"
Robin and Maid Marian:
"Maid Marian "That's my chastity belt.. Its an everlast!" Robin "..I'll bet."
-Robin and Maid Marian"
Prince John:
"I have a MOLE???!!!
-Prince John"
Sheriff of Rottingham:
"A chastity belt! That's going to chafe my willy!
-Sheriff of Rottingham"
Scarlet:
"Actually, Scarlet is my middle name. My whole name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.
-Scarlet"
Prince John:
"Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
-Prince John"