Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even Quotes
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David: Jessie what do you say when people ask if you love your daddy?
Jessie: Damn Straight!
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Josh:
You can't run away from these people. In five years...they'll be your family. In ten years...they'll be your family.
-Josh
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Laura Chartoff:
Did you know it's estimated that by the year 2000, one out of every three people will be a member of my family?
-Laura Chartoff
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Stephanie:
Respect! I wrote a haiku about respect. And the moon!
-Stephanie
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Laura Chartoff:
Fine! I quit this family. I hope you choke on poi! I hope your leis shrivel up and die! I hope Don Ho's show REALLY SUCKS!
-Laura Chartoff
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Laura Chartoff:
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me.
-Laura Chartoff
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Laura Chartoff:
If these are the best years of my life, I must have some serious third degree burns in my future
-Laura Chartoff
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Laura Chartoff:
The problem with my dad is that he's 40, looks like he's 30, talks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.
-Laura Chartoff
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Laura Chartoff:
Is philosophy biodegradable?
-Laura Chartoff