Cleopatra:
"You must come to see me sometime. And we'll have a little wine together. [Pinches Hans cheek]"
Hans:
"Thank you, fraulein."
Frieda:
"Please Hans, don't cry. I love you."
Madame Tetrallini:
"When I get the chance, I like to take them out into the sunlight and let them play like children. That's what most of them are, children."
Rollo Brother:
"[Sneers at Prince Randian and the Half Boy] Children, eh?"
Hercules:
"I'm tired of spending time and money on somebody like you."
Venus:
"Yeah, your time, but my money."
Cleopatra:
"You dirty, slimy, freaks! Freaks, freaks, freaks! You fools! Make me one of you, will you?"
Cleopatra:
"Well, what are you going to do? What are you a man? Or, a baby?"
Hans:
"Please, please, you make me ashamed."
Cleopatra:
"Ashamed! You?"
Venus:
"What gets me so cockeyed sore at myself, is that I fell for that big hunk of beef!"
Phroso:
"Yeah, you dames is all alike. You're sharpshooting. You're cheap! And how you're squealing, you get what's comin' to ya!"
Hercules:
"Ungrateful little tramp!"
Frieda:
"It wasn't your fault, it was only the bottle you wanted."
Hans:
"Dummkopf! What have you on your shoulders for heads? Swine pails?"
Phroso:
"Schlitze you're a real man's woman."
Phroso:
"So, you finally got wise to yourself, did ya? It's a funny thing about you women. Most of you don't get wise soon enough! You wait until you're so old, nobody wants ya."
Cleopatra:
"[playing with Frieda's skirt] Nice, nice."
Frieda:
"[pokes at her with her wand] Don't, don't."
Frieda:
"I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show."
Hans:
"Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman."
Frieda:
"Why is it, we women always have stuff to worry."
Venus:
"Oh, it's always been that way. I guess it always will be."
Cleopatra:
"[Invites Hercules into her circus wagon for a meal. Picks up an egg] How many?"
Hercules:
"Oh, I'm not very hungry. About six."
Cleopatra:
"[Hands on her hips, chest out] How do you like them?"
Hercules:
"Not... bad. [Grabs her]"
Cleopatra:
"Oh, you are strong. You are squeezing me to death."
Hercules:
"And you'll like it!"
Cleopatra:
"Oh, you are taking my breath away."
Phroso:
"You ought to be tickled to death you're washed up with him. You're not so hard to look at. Give yourself a tumble. You'll make the grade. Your breaks is comin'."
Hans:
"She is the most beautiful big woman, I have ever seen."
Carnival Barker:
"And now folks, if you will just step this way, you are about to witness a most amazing, the most outstanding living monstrosity of all time. [Woman screams]"
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