Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes
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"'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!'...Americans."-Giles
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"Interesting lady...can we kill her?"-Buffy
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"If the apocalypse comes...Beep me!"
-Buffy
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"I like my evil like I like my men...Evil!"
-Buffy
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Willow: Why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitca?
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I have an unlife you know!
-Spike
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Do you like dasies? I plant them but they always die. (whimpers) Spike? I'm cold.
-Dru
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I'd best consult my books.
-Giles
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And try not to bleed on my couch, I've just had it steam-cleaned.
-Giles
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Dawn: I feel safe with you.
Spike: You take that back!
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I have things to do. Bad, evil things!
-Spike
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Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days.
Xander: What?
Spike: What?
Anya: What?
Spike: I'm not stayin' with him.
Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.
Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?
Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.
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WHILE PLAYING THE GAME OF LIFE:

Anya: Crap! Look at this. Now I'm burdened with a husband, and several tiny pink children, more cash than I can reasonably manage...
Xander: That means you're winning.
Anya: Really?
Xander: Yes, cash equals good.
Anya: Ooh, I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?
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Giles: I need you to take Spike for a few days.
Xander: What?
Spike: What?
Anya: What?
Spike: I'm not stayin' with him.
Giles: I have a friend who's coming to town, and I'd like us to be alone.
Anya: Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?
Giles: Yes, that's exactly the most appalling thing you could have said.
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Buffy:
Seize the moment,cause tomorrow you might be dead.
-Buffy
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Buffy:
Hey Wes what page are you on? cuz we already got there.
-Buffy
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Xander/Cordelia:
Cordelia: "Look! Right there, zoom in on that!"
Xander: "Its a Videotape."
Codelia: "So? They do it on television all the time."
Xander: "Not with a regular VCR they dont."
-Xander/Cordelia
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Buffy:
TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny
little people.
-Buffy
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Oz:
On the plus side you killed the bench, which was lookin shifty.
-Oz
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Willow:
Just so you know, I am prepared to hate this woman any way you want.
-Willow