Seinfeld Quotes
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Puddy:
We're the Devils! The Devils! YEAAAAAAH!
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Jerry:
Elaine, what are you doing here?
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Jerry Seinfeld:
The scary thing is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise
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Jerry to Kramer:
That 's why I bought the Clasco D-29. It is the most indestructable lock on the market.It's only design flaw is that The door,MUST BE CLOSED!!!
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Newman,Kramer:
Kramer:Where did you learn how to climb trees like that?
Newman:The Pacific NorthWest.
-Newman,Kramer
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Jerry:
Jerry:Of course your back hurts because of that
wallet you have a filing cabinet behind your ass.
-Jerry
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Jerry:
Jerry:What are you a Medical Dungeon Master?
-Jerry
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Kramer:
Kramer:Well,that looks like a dead bear
-Kramer
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George:
George:Well,I'm Satisfied!.
-George
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jerry woman:
woman:do you like to dance?
jerry:No,because it's stupid
-jerry woman
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George Costanza:
I think he's saying Son of Sam! Oh, my God! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz
-George Costanza
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Newman:
What took you so long?
-Newman
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george:
george's jingle on awnsering machine:Believe it or not George
isnt at home,Where could he believe it or not he's not home
-george
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elaine:
It's the Urban Sombrero
-elaine
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kramer:
it's a coffee table book about coffee tables!
-kramer
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Jerry:
She's got man hands.
-Jerry
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Kramer:
Giddy up!
-Kramer
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Goerge:
You're killing independent George
-Goerge
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Elaine & George:
Elaine: You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't make you necessarily homosexual.
Goerge: But it doesn't help.
-Elaine & George
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George:
She's bold, Jerry!!!!
-George