Big Daddy Quotes
5487
Delivery Guy: So who's this?
Julian: Scuba Steve
Delivery guy: I had a doll like that once, but my ca, he bite his head off
Julian: What kind of cat would do that?
Delivery guy: YOU CALIING ME LIAR?
Sonny: Hey,take it easy.
5486
"Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip"

Sonny to Sid
5485
Sonny:
Where I'm from is doing what I call doing the Hibbetty-Dibbetty.
-Sonny
5484
Julian:
(social worker takes Julian away from Sonny) I wo'nt sing the Kangaroo Song anymore!!
-Julian
5483
Sonny and Julian:
We're gonna go shopping at Barney's." "Barney??" "Not that Barney. A different more expensive Barney.
-Sonny and Julian
5482
Sonny and Kevin:
You're not proposing, are ya?!" "Uh, yeah pal, I am." "Well, think about it!
-Sonny and Kevin
5481
Sonny:
What you need a father figure, STOP PULLING YOUR SISTER"S HAIR!!!
-Sonny
5480
Delivery Guy:
(to Arthur Brooks) I deliver to you before! You always order three piece of cheesecake!
-Delivery Guy
5479
Waitress and Julian:
Waitress: Who do you want to win?
Julian: The G-D D*mn Jets!

-Waitress and Julian
5478
Julian:
He taught me to pee on a building and that styx is the greatest band in the world and the only got a bad rep because most critics are cynical A$$holes!
-Julian
5477
Carin and Sonny:
Is that Kevin on the phone?" "No, it's my...Uncle Remus.
-Carin and Sonny
5476
Kid in playground and Sonny:
What's rum?" "You don't know what rum is?" "Rumpelstiltskin?
-Kid in playground and Sonny
5475
Delivery Guy and Tommy:
They go together like lamb and tunafish." "Lamb and tunafish?" "Maybe you prefer 'spaghetti and meatball'? Be more comfortable with that analogy?
-Delivery Guy and Tommy
5474
Sonny:
You kick that ass during the day, but at night you have fun with Sonny.
-Sonny
5473
Julian and Sonny:
Kangaroo song!!" "ALL RIIIIGHT!!!
-Julian and Sonny
5472
Homeless Guy:
Sausage McMuffin...
-Homeless Guy
5471
Kevin and Tommy:
Yes, me, the guy who shaved his ass to win a five dollar bet." "Prove it!
-Kevin and Tommy
5470
Sonny and the Homeless Guy:
Hey Yappy, you stop talking to the kid I'll get you an Egg McMuffin." "How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns?
-Sonny and the Homeless Guy
5469
Delivery guy:
Hip? Hip-hop? Hiphopanonymous?
-Delivery guy
5468
Sonny:
The rabbit worked up his courage and asked the squirrel if he could have just the littlest squirrel kiss.
-Sonny