Garfield's Thanksgiving Quotes
12711
Garfield:
"Thanksgiving...humbug. What good is it if you're on a diet?"
-Garfield
12710
Grandma and Garfield:
Grandma: "And now, for the piece de resistance: pumpkin pie!"
Garfield: "Skip the piece of resistance, just gimme a piece of pie!"
-Grandma and Garfield
12709
Garfield:
Oh, woe is me. I've been put on a diet and I'm gonna die.
-Garfield
12708
Garfield and Jon:
Garfield: "We wouldn't be the great nation we are today if it weren't for coffee, so do your patriotic duty, Jon Arbuckle, and fix--me--breakfast!" (drumbeats, then cymbals)
Jon: "I wonder if people with goldfish have this problem."
-Garfield and Jon
12707
Garfield:
If I can't enjoy Thanksgiving, nobody will!
-Garfield
12706
Garfield:
Yum, yum. Turkey on a stick.
-Garfield
12705
Garfield:
I've been on this diet for ten minutes and I can tell I've already lost something: my sense of humor.
-Garfield
12704
Garfield:
Deep-fat fry! Deep-fat fry! Music to my ears!
-Garfield
12703
Grandma and Garfield:
Grandma: "Aw, you're looking a little thin. Isn't that grandson of mine feeding you?"
Garfield: "Grandma, I love you. Don't ever leave us."
-Grandma and Garfield
12702
Garfield:
You know how I LOVE tradition!
-Garfield
12701
Garfield:
Here, Odie. Wednesdays are good and good for ya!
-Garfield