Alexander:
"Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged.
-Alexander"
Gwen:
"Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it, okay?
-Gwen"
Mathesar:
"We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.
-Mathesar"
Jason:
"Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?
[Alex hides his face in despair]
Apparently not.
-Jason"
Tommy:
"You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.
-Tommy"
Brandon:
"Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!
-Brandon"
Guy:
"I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
-Guy"
Sarris:
"How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.
-Sarris"
Fred:
"It's the simple things in life that you treasure.
-Fred"
Jason:
"Never give up, never surrender.
-Jason"
Gwen and Jason:
"Gwen: (watching Jason somersaulting dramatically) Does the rolling help?
Jason: Yep...
Gwen: Where's your gun?
Jason: (looks down at belt) Ah, shoot!
-Gwen and Jason"
Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander:
"Gwen: (looking at little aliens) They must be the miners.
Fred: Yeah, they're only like...three years old...
Alexander: MINERS, not MINORS!
-Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander"
Jason and Tommy:
"Jason: I'd like some help, guys!
Tommy: Well, go for its eyes! It's its most vulnerable spot!
Jason: Are you insane? It's a rock monster; IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!!!
-Jason and Tommy"
Alexander:
"Oh, right! It's always about YOU, isn't it?
-Alexander"
Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris:
"Jason: Ok, c'mon. This should be easy. This guy is as stupid as he is ugly.
Gwen: Jason...?!
Jason: Ok, Guy, fire everything we have at him, and that should just distract him enough.
Gwen: Jason!
Jason: Not now, Gwen! Just push a few buttons,....
-Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris"
Gwen DeMarco and Guy:
"Guy: What is my name?
Gwen: I...um...uh...
Guy: You see? I'm just crewman number 7! I'm expendable!
Gwen: You have a name, Guy...
Gwen: (crying) DO I??!! DO I??!!...MOMMY....MOMMY!!!
-Gwen DeMarco and Guy"
Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane:
"Guy:(blubbering) I changed my mind, I wanna go back!
Alex: After the fuss you made about being left behind?
-Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane"
Jason and Tommy Webber:
"Jason: Tommy! We've got a boost button, don't we?
Tommy: Oh, yeah! It's right here!
Jason: Well, press it! Press it and hold it down now!
Tommy: (presses it and goes into warp) WOOOOOOO!!!
-Jason and Tommy Webber"
Alexander:
"I'm not going to say that stupid line ONE MORE TIME!!!
-Alexander"