Tommy Boy Quotes
2300
Richard: "Housekeeping. You want me for pillow?"
Tommy: "Please go away, let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
2299
Richard: "Try association. If the average person uses 10% of their brain, how much do you use? 1 and 1/2%. The rest is clogged with malted hopps and bong resin."
2298
Tommy: "I'd better not. I have what doctors call, little bit of a weight problem."
2297
Tommy: "Man did i get dousched with mud!"
Paul: "Hey Chucko, that doesn't smell like mud."
2296
Paul: "These shoes are Italian, they're worth more than your life."
2295
Tommy: "Need a little wind here."
2294
Tommy imitating his father: "Quit playing with your dingy!"
2293
Secuity Guard to news camera: After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids."
2292
Secuity Guard to news camera: After he hit me many many many many times on the head, i had to give him my gun......I got kids."
2291
Tommy: " Hey i can stick my head up a bulls ass but id rather takes the butchers word for it."
2290
Richard: "Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."
2289
Ted: Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well, that's-- Richard and Tommy: What?

Ted, Tommy & Richard
2288
Tommy: (singing) "Fat guy in a little coat... Fat guy in a little coat..."
2287
Tommy: "YOU'D BETTER PRAY TO THE GOD OF SKINNY PUNKS THAT THIS WIND DOESN'T PICK UP; CAUSE I'LL SWIM OVER THERE, AND JAM AN OAR UP YOUR ASS!!!"
2286
Tommy:
Go away let me sleep FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
-Tommy
2285
richard:
(in a foreign accent) House a keeping! Would you like a pillow?
-richard
2284
-Richard:
Its called reading, top to bottom left to right put words to gether to make a sentence. Tylonal for any headachs, midlof
for any cramps.
--Richard
2283
Tommy:
(talking through a fan) LA LA LA LUUUUUUUKE LUUUUUUUKE I AM YOUR FATHURRRRRR!
-Tommy
2282
Random Kid:
no! you need to drop a couple hundred pounds blimp!
-Random Kid
2281
Tommy:
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE LADY PUNK!
-Tommy