Fiddler on the Roof Trailer

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Added By: radiodj1

On: October 23, 2021

This is the intro to WNYW Channel 5 (New York)'s 1986 airing of the 1971 movie.

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Kung Fury: "[narration] I'm a cop, and damn good at my job. It all began years ago, in the line of duty. Me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious kung-fu master. [Flashback shows Kung Fury and Dragon cornering the red ninja in a back alley] You're under arrest, punk!"

Dragon: "Show us your hands. [Kung Fury handcuffs the ninja]"

Kung Fury: "Good work, Dragon."

Dragon: "He could've killed both of us with that crazy stunt. But goddammit, you the best partner I've ever had."

Kung Fury: "Thanks. I learned from the best. [Kung Fury and Dragon high-five each other] You're like a father to me. [Dragon is suddenly sliced in half by the ninja; narration] With one fatal blow, he hit my partner. I could tell he was dead straight off. [an angry Kung Fury points his gun at the ninja; narration] Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra. I blacked out, and saw images of ancient Shaolin temples and monks mastering the art of kung-fu. There was an ancient"

Red Ninja: "You! You are the Chosen One! [Kung Fury grabs the ninja]"

Kung Fury: "Knock knock."

Red Ninja: "Who's there? [Kung Fury hesitates to find a punch line]"

Kung Fury: "Knock... kles. [Kung Fury punches the ninja and kicks him upwards before jumping up and kicking him down to a gasoline truck. He then grabs a strip of the ninja's outfit and wears it as a bandanna; narration] As a memento, I put on a strip of cloth from the dead kung-fu master. I decided I would use my new super kung-fu powers to fight crime. So I became the best cop in the world. I became Kung Fury."

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