"You're a mortal female with a lying tongue, savage tendencies, and a blonde girlfriend.
"Xena is this warrior. She goes around saving people and righting wrongs. It's all pretty sappy, but she seems to get her kicks out of it.
"I know who you are and it disgusts me. You swept across countless nations and saw the world tremble at your feet.
Xena (to a local bad guy):
"That weak feeling is the blood to your brain being cut off. You'll be dead in less than a minute ... or, we can talk.
-Xena (to a local bad guy)"
Xena and Gabrielle:
"Xena(after putting the pinch on herself using Gabirelle's fingers): "Gabrielle, if I only had 30 seconds to live, this is how I'd want to live them, looking into your eyes."
Gabrielle: "Stop this. Stop it."
Xena: "Always remember I love you."
-Xena and Gabrielle"
"I have many skills.
"Yeah, well, sand up my wazoo makes me a little edgy.
"I'm looking for my best friend. Maybe you've seen her? Six feet tall, dark hair, lots of leather, fights like the Harpies in a bad mood? Her name's Xena.
"You don't know it yet Xena, but you are a remarkable woman capable of greatness.
"In a Time of Ancient Gods, Warlords & Kings
A Land in Turmoil cried out for a Hero
She was XENA
A Mighty Princess Forged in the Heat of Battle
The Power ... The Passion ... The Danger
Her Courage will change the World
"Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you