"uhh jet.You said bell peppers and beef. There is no beef. Doesn't that make it just bell peppers?
"There are three things I particularly hate. Kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me Jet, why do we have all three neatly gathered on out ship?!
"When angels are forced out of Heaven, they become devils. You agree, don't you Spike.
"Women don't work on reason."
"What ever happens, happens."
"And you will shed tears of scarlet.
"Bang! ::falls on the ground::
"I'm just watching a bad dream I'll never wake up from
"I'm not going to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.
"Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code!
"You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you.
"You spilled my egg. I needed that egg."
"Me? I'm just an old-fashioned cowboy.
"I'm not a criminal. Oh That makes me seem even more like a criminal, doesn't it?
"Lesson, lesson...if you see a stranger follow him.
Ein and Ed:
"(Ein eats a mushroom. Ed tries to pry open his jaws.)
Ed: No, Ein. We have to share and share alike!
-Ein and Ed"
"But he was a beast that had lost it's fangs, that's why he had to die, Spike and that's why you have to die."
Pierrot Le Fou:
"Gentlemen, I've come to take your lives!"
"(after eating a pyschadelic mushroom, talking to his bonsai plants)
Heh heh heh, so that's the secret to the universe, huh? Wait a minute, just who am I exactly?"