Earthworm Jim
Debut: January 01, 1995
Ended: January 01, 1996
Debut: January 01, 1995
Ended: January 01, 1996

The TV show Earthworm Jim is based on a video game by the same name. As in the video game, our main character is Earthworm Jim, an annelid with a power suit. His best friend is Peter Puppy, a scared doggy, but when Peter gets mad... Let's say you do NOT wanna be in the vicinity. His love interest is the "beautiful" (whether she really is or not depends on whether you're a pro or anti) Princess Whats-Her-Name.

Earthworm Jim:: "this is the bestest birthday ever! but no cake for you guys! who wants a diet pop? (winks)"
Added By: Sandlot1992
Earthworm Jim: "Groovy!"
Peter Puppy: "Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice!"
Earthworm Jim: "Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter."
Earthworm Jim: "Superheroes and their evil twins go together like peanut butter and... um... evil peanut butter!"
Narrator: "Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can *actually see them*."
Giant Fur-bearin' Trout: "Fear not, small fragrant one. Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall persevere. Those who would use the trout for evil shall be destroyed upon the lathe of heaven..."
Jim: "Gosh! Really?"
Earthworm Jim: "It's HAGGIS! The heart, lungs and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach."
Earthworm Jim: "I'm proud to live in a nation where anyone, regardless of species, can BUY a college education."
Peter Puppy: "Once again, the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"
Guard 1: "Did a giant worm, a talking dog, and a smiling booger just walk by here?"
Guard 2: "Mm-hmm."
Guard 1: "(on phone) Hello? DNA Lab? Whatever you're doing down there... CUT IT OUT?"
Peter Puppy: "Great. The day is only begun, and already your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig."
PsyCrow: "The wages of sin are death, but the hours are great."
PsyCrow: "Maximum suckage..."
Giant Fur-bearin' Trout: "You betcha! Or the band-saw of paradise! Or maybe even the great cordless belt sander of nirvana! It's got three speeds!"
Evil Jim: "Hey you... thing-taker guy!"
PsyCrow: "You're gonna hit me real hard now, aren't ya?"
Proffesor Monkey-for-a-Head: "You leave my monkey out of this!!"
The Planet of very easily Frightened: "AAAAHH! A rock! AAAHH! A fog! AAAHH! Air! AAAHH! Something green! AAAHH! Something not green!"
Jim's Brain 1: "I'm hungry. "
Jim's Brain 2: "I'm cold. "
Jim's Brain 3: " I'm itchy. "
Jim's Brain 4: "Where are the girls?"
Jim's 4 brains: "Brain 1: Huh? Brain 2: Huh? Brain 3: Huh? Brain 4: Girls?"
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