Gosh, I'll bet it's been a year or more since I last did a Retro Junk article. Well, I guess my silence is over, haha.
Also, this will hopefully be the first of an article series known as "Retroputing", where we will take a look at vintage computing.
Ever since I was 5 years old, I have always loved computers. It all started sometime around the summer of 1995 when my aunt introduced me to her Gateway 2000 running MS-DOS 6.22 & Windows for Workgroups 3.11. There was something extremely moving about this thing called a "computer". I had heard the term before, but never knew what it was. Was it a machine that would eat me alive? (I seriously did think that). Boy, was I obviously wrong.
At age 5, I was just shocked at how amazing this computer thing was. I couldn't get over how you could just press a button on something called a "mouse", and the computer reacted to the click. That screenshot, by the way, was taken on my copy of the "DOSBox" emulator, a multi-platform DOS emulator I have on my Windows 7 computer.
My aunt and I played various computer games such as Sierra's Mixed Up Mother Goose, Freddi Fish, and a Microsoft game known as "SkiFree" where a monster would randomly eat you as you ski down a mountain. Look at those graphics! World of Warcraft, eat your heart out.
In the fall of 1995, shortly after I started kindergarten, my dad decided it was time we needed our own computer. I remember him doing a lot of research on computers, since he had never owned one before.
In early December 1995, my dad finally found the perfect computer. It was a little pricey, nearly $3,000, but he really liked this one. I remember that rainy Wednesday he bought it. I had just turned 6 and I desperately wanted to go with my dad to pick the computer up. But I was bedridden with a stomach bug and was stuck in bed watching reruns of The Flintstones on Cartoon Network. Okay, maybe it wasn't so bad, haha.
That evening, my dad returned home from Best Buy with tons of heavy boxes with the Packard Bell logo plastered all over them. It was a Packard Bell Legend 822CDTW Multimedia Minitower Computer. I vividly remember getting up out of bed every 10 minutes or so to watch my dad set the computer up.
Well the magic moment arrived. The computer was all set up, ready to be turned on at any moment. It looked so new and beautiful. Little did I know how much of an affect this computer would have on my life. The above picture is from a February 14, 1996 home video of my original Packard Bell.
It was now time to finally fire this beast up. Keep in mind that up until this point, the only OS I was familiar with was Windows 3.11 on my aunt's Gateway 2000. So when the desktop popped up, I was shocked at the completely revamped interface. What's a "Start Menu" and "My Computer"? This was also the evening I was introduced to my friend...
So this is that new version of Windows known as "Windows 95" I've been hearing so much about? It took some time for me to get used to the new interface, but pretty soon, I became a Windows 95 fan for life. To this day, Windows 95 has remained my favorite "Old School OS".
One of the coolest things about these old Packard Bell computers were the ton of software that came packaged with the computer. A lot of people criticize Packard Bell for doing this, but I think one of the things that made Packard Bell computers a Packard Bell was the unique software that came with them. Some of the software titles included on this computer were...
Action 3D (Powerpoint knockoff)
Reference & Learning:
Microsoft Encarta '95
Guinness Multimedia Disc of Records
Sports Illustrated 1995 Multimedia Almanac
Microsoft Entertainment Pack (included the SkiFree game I mentioned earlier)
Reader's Digest Multimedia Crosswords
Health & Home:
Mayo Clinic Family Health Book
Hometime Weekend Home Projects
My First Encyclopedia
Spiderman Cartoon Maker
Tuneland Starring Howie Mandel
Milly Fitzwilly's Mouse Catcher
The Pirate Who Wouldn't Wash
And Most Importantly:
Packard Bell Navigator
If you didn't fall asleep reading that long list of software, let's take a look at Packard Bell Navigator. Packard Bell Navigator was an alternate interface for people who hadn't gotten used to the Microsoft Windows interface just yet. Navigator used a "house" interface that allowed you to click on objects throughout this virtual house which would activate various programs. For people who are familiar with the software flop "Microsoft BOB", it was very similar to BOB. The above picture shows the Navigator Living Room. This room contained the various multimedia programs included on the Packard Bell computer, such as the audio CD player, MIDI player, and the fax machine components
This is Navigator's Info Room. It included all the computer documentations, manuals, and tutorials. When you put the Navigator CD into the CD-ROM drive, you can access various tutorials. Yes, believe it or not, there was actually a tutorial that teaches you how to use the mouse. Also included in the info room is access to online services included with the computer, such as America Online, CompuServe, and Prodigy.
This is Navigator's Software Room. As the title suggests, it included access to all the pre-installed software I mentioned earlier. It was also possible to add shortcuts to software you installed on the computer. However, these links looked rather ugly looking on the bookcase shown in this picture.
Here's a bonus. This is Ark Kidspace, an interface included with Packard Bell Navigator designed for kids. There are two different themes; space & the jungle. This is the space theme, which is the default theme.
As I mentioned earlier, Packard Bell computers came bundled with enough software to fill an airport with. Besides Navigator, there were four children's computer games that particularly stick out in my mind.
My First Encyclopedia was a game produced by Broderbund Software which included an interface in the form of a giant tree with particular rooms to explore, such as a kitchen, observatory, art room, and a transportation room. Whenever you'd click an item in one of these rooms, a window would pop up displaying a video of various kids, who look very stereotypical '90s, explaining what the item you just clicked on does. There were also various activities such as a puzzle game and a very cool paint program. Also included on the same CD was a Spiderman Cartoon Maker, where you could make animated Spiderman cartoons. It was a very cool program, but I could never figure out how to animate anything.
Tuneland was another interesting game. This was a point and click based game starring a tiny yellow bear voiced by Howie Mandel. It took place on "Old McDonald's Farm". On this farm, he had a (If you thought I was going to sing to you, forget it!). There was really no plot to this game. All you did was just explore the farm and interact with various animals. But it was still a pretty fun game.
There was also another CD-ROM disc which included the "Kidstory Series". This included two storybook games, "Milly Fitzwilly's Mouse Catcher" and "The Pirate Who Wouldn't Wash". Interestingly, Active Imagination, the company that made the Kidstory games, was a Packard Bell company.
Milly Fitzwilly's Mouse Catcher involved a town overrun by mice. The story revolves around a fancy old lady named Milly Fitzwilly who decided to do something about this serious issue. She hired a bunch of guys who built various devices to trap the mice, mostly Rube Goldberg devices.
My personal favorite Kidstory game was "The Pirate Who Wouldn't Wash", because there's nothing funnier than a stinky guy on a ship in the middle of the ocean. This story involved a dirty pirate who had to deal with his ship crew that ridiculed him nonstop for his rancidness. I think there's a gas station in my town run by a guy who resembles this pirate.
The first non-Packard Bell bundled game I remember getting was purchased the day after we got that original Packard Bell. My dad brought home a Sierra game called "3D Ultra Pinball". It was a fun pinball related game consisting of 3 tables. For what it's worth, since I was a kid, I've always had an interest in pinball games/machines. I remember my dad always had a pinball machine at his convenience store. Good times.
That same day, my dad also brought home a storybook game called "Just Grandma & Me", produced by the Living Books company. I'll explain that game later in a Living Books article I'm working on right now.
As 1996 arrived, I continued to collect a ton of fun computer games, many of which I still own. I played a ton of Humongous Entertainment games such as Putt-Putt, Fatty Bear, and Freddi Fish. These were very popular games back in the '90s, although I will admit my interest mainly lies in the earlier Humongous titles such as Putt-Putt Joins the Parade and Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise. More on Humongous Entertainment to come in a later article. Believe me, these games need their own article to hold all the amazement.
Probably one of my all time favorite games I ever played on my Packard Bell was Earthworm Jim. As you may already know, Earthworm Jim first appeared on the Super Nintendo in 1994. Shortly thereafter, the original Earthworm Jim video game was remade into "Earthworm Jim Special Edition" which was first released on SegaCD in 1995, which included CD quality audio tracks, an added level, and added power-ups. This same version was also released for Windows 95 also in 1995. I first started playing it in 1996 and I have been a fan ever since. Again, I may have to save this one for another article.
In early 1996, my dad signed up an account with America Online. This was my introduction to this revolutionary thing called "Internet". Keep in mind though that it took quite awhile for me to start exploring websites. In the first few months of my time with America Online, I mainly hung around the AOL Channels and sent/received e-mail. Speaking of early Internet, remember this guy?
The Packard Bell was ultimately replaced with a Windows 98 HP computer in July 1999. The Packard Bell was put in storage. In the summer of 2000, I made what I consider one of the biggest mistakes of my life. My dad came to me and asked me if I wanted that Packard Bell or if I wanted him to just give it away. My naive 10 year old mind told him to give it away. So my dad gave away that Packard Bell to his friend in the summer of 2000. I never saw it again. The only remaining piece of that original Packard Bell is the microphone which my dad currently uses on his Dell Windows Vista computer.
In early 2005, the nostalgia bug bit me for the first time in my life. Keep in mind that early 2005 was when I first started my '90s nostalgia interests. I was 15 and I needed to recapture my youth. I opened an Internet account with eBay and I purchased a 1996 model Packard Bell Legend 1510 Supreme for $70.
This Packard Bell is very similar to my original Packard Bell in that the specs are nearly identical, although I think my current Packard Bell is about 10 months newer than my original. The major difference is the case design. My original Packard Bell used a tower form-factor. This Packard Bell Legend 1510 Supreme uses a desktop form-factor, a design that was very popular in the early-mid '90s.
As of 2010, this Packard Bell is still running just fine. It includes all the software the original Packard Bell had, including My First Encyclopedia, Tuneland, Milly Fitzwilly's Mouse Catcher, and The Pirate Who Wouldn't Wash. And yes, Navigator is also on there. The above picture of my Packard Bell Legend 15010 Supreme was taken on July 2, 2010.
I mentioned earlier that Windows 95 is my favorite old school operating system. Well that is a fact. I do realize that Windows 95 gets ridiculed a great deal for its instability, but Windows 95 was what made me a fan of computers in the first place. In fact, I rate it higher than Windows 98. But keep in mind that's just my opinion.
As nice as my current Packard Bell is, I can't help but miss my original Packard Bell Legend 822CDTW. I have considered transferring to the contents of my current Packard Bell into a tower case identical to my original Packard Bell, but I have yet to come across a case cheap enough. I urge everybody to never let go of symbols of your childhood like I did. If you have an old computer that brought countless joy to you like my original Packard Bell did, please don't let go of it. The same goes to other items of your past such as old VHS tapes and record albums. Once again, for the zillionth time, your past is a cherished thing. Please hold on to it.
If you would like to watch a video of me at age 6 playing Earthworm Jim on my original Packard Bell in 1996, please go to this YouTube address:
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If you would like to watch a video tour of Packard Bell Navigator, please go to this YouTube address: