Saved by the Bell
Debut: January 01, 1989
Ended: January 01, 1993
Debut: January 01, 1989
Ended: January 01, 1993

These teenagers have been plotting to dodge the punishments of their quirky principle, Mr. Belding forever. The cause of all the mischief is always Zack Morris. His Best friends include Samuel (AKA Screech), Kelly, Slater and Jessie. The show was a sequel to the often forgotten show "Good Morning Miss Bliss" which featured most of the same cast in Junior High and starred Hayley Mills

Intros
Credits
Posters
Quotes
Screech: "Now should I go as Bart Simpson and shave my head or as Al Bundy and shave my back?"
Lisa: "Why don't you go as Barf Bundy and put your head in a bag?"
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Jessie: "You macho pig."
Slater: "Oink oink, baby."
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Slater: "Wow, Lisa, I just saw you on US Gladiators. Wow, you beat up everybody, including the audience."
Lisa: "Nobody messes with Lethal Lisa."
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Slater: "What, no rose for me, preppie? And I thought we were real close."
Zack: "Slater, face it. It's over"
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Mr. Belding: "Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official."
Zack: "Then make it official, just like my seat in detention."
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Mr. Belding: "Screech, you can't elope."
Screech: "Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?"
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Kelly: "Who are you?"
Screech: "Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor."
Kelly: "That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?"
Screech: "Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me."
Lisa: "You taught her everything she knows?"
Screech: "Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em"
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Jessie: "Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on 'Sesame Street'"
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Screech: "Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest."
Slater: "If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you."
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Screech: "Forget going to the prom. We're through."
Lisa: "Wait a minute. You're not supposed to dump me. I'M supposed to dump YOU."
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Zack: "Mr. Belding... quick, you gotta help me. My life is being threatened by one of your students."
Mr. Belding: "Just one? You're losing your touch."
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Mr. Belding: "Zack, I am not a matador so take the bull outside"
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Jessie: "Do you realize we haven't argued for 15 seconds?"
Slater: "It was 20, shut up."
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Zack: "Maybe we could sell Screech to Exxon."
Slater: "Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak."
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Jessie in Student Teacher Week: "Zack's idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd."
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Slater in Love Machine: "I'm dead. Jessie's gonna rip my eyes out, punch my face in and then break up with me. It's her usual pattern."
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Mr. Belding in The Video Yearbook: "Doesn't anyone read anymore?"
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Lisa in The Video Yearbook: "I can't stand by that backdrop. It clashes with my outfit!"
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Jessie in Jessie's Song: "There's no Time! There's never any time! There's no time to study..."
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Lisa in Rockumentary: "If you don't get rid of Linda, I'm gonna throw her out the winda."
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