Cory Matthews and Shawn Hunter:
"Shawn: Ren's the dog, Stimpy's the cat, Rocko's a wallaby.
Cory: And the bonus answer is "Honkerburger"?"
"(Playing with a Mr Feeny puppet): Detention Mr Matthews! Detention Mr Matthews!"
"Eric Tell them i'm fat. Eric"
"I do my thing and you do your thing. You are you and I am I. And if in the end we end up together, it's beautiful."
Cory, Shawn, and Eric:
"*At Cory and Topanga's wedding*"
"HAVE A NICE LIFE, JERK!"
"YOU TOO, TRAILER TRASH!"
"I've been at this school for two years, and everybody calls me either Eric's brother, Shawn's friend, or my favorite"
"I talk, he sleeps. It's just like class."
"She kicked me he bit me and some little punk said leave em alone they should married"
"(French accent) I am butt ugly."
"Your first name is Topanga, what can your middle name be, Schmaboggie?
"There's a knife, there's a gun, we'll have fun for everyone, death is on its way tonight.
"You've killed us, you've killed us all.
"So you gonna sneak up on us in Central Park Mr. Feeny?
"I married a moose, we don't need counseling.
""My new nut name is sunshine fortunado"
"George Feeny: Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good
Topanga: Don't you mean do well?
George Feeny: No, I mean do good.
"Shawn: Don't blow me off, God. I never asked you for anything before and I never wanted to come to you like this, but don't take Turner away from me; he's not done yelling at me yet. God, you're not talking but I know you're here, so I'm gonna talk,
"Lose one Friend... Lose all friends... Lose yourself
"Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: I made a mistake.