"''I think it is time for Phase Two.'' ''Does Phase Two involve cookies?''
Jo McGuire Sam McGuire:
"Jo McGuire: Well, I can't speak for Lanny. Sam McGuire: Somebody's got to.
-Jo McGuire Sam McGuire"
"Teacher: Surely you must be joking... Matt: No, and uh, don't call me Shirley!
"M: You're stupid L: Sometimes it might seem that way. M: No, you really are.
"Yeah, well, there's lots of weird stuff in this world - tofu bacon, hairless cats, country music.
"'You smell like a... a pine tree.' 'That's because I'm wearing a car air freshener.'
"This is sooo totally coolie!
"'Snot-faced snot-head?' 'Okay, but I think I made my point.'
"She used to live up there. Now she lives out there--on the street! The horror!
"Lizzie: What would help you study? Ethan: Cheerleaders. Lizzie: OK, Cheerleaders, Ethan needs cheerleaders.
"Larry: So Lizzie, do you think I have a chance with Miranda?
"Glimmerfoe! Art thou still in the toilet?
"What did Kate do to get held back in kindergarten? Fail naptime?
"I WANT MY MATTY! I WANT MY MATTY!
"This can't be happening!
"[to Lizzie] Parents scrape and sacrifice to provide us with shelter, support and guidance, and in return, we have as little to do with them as possible. It's nature's law."
"Yeah. It's like you come home and they ask, "What did you do today?" and we say "Mmm, nothing." And they ask, "Well, what are you doing tonight?" 'n we say, "I dunno!" And they ask, "Why don't you ever talk to us?" We say, "Why can't you just leave me alone!" And you run upstairs."
"As little communication as possible. It prepares us for marriage."
"I need you to be there, without actually being there."
"I guess Kate does sortof give off some visual signals which imply a biologically nuturing capability."
"We get it Gordo! She's stacked!"
"Yes, yes she is!"