Home Improvement
Debut: January 01, 1991
Ended: January 01, 1999
Debut: January 01, 1991
Ended: January 01, 1999

The show about the Taylor family. It consists of a husband who loves tools and fixing things, (even though he usually only makes things worse.) A wife who sticks by him no matter what. They also have three boys, and an unusual neigbor named Wilson, who is always full of good advice and wisdom. Tim Taylor, played by funny man Tim Allen, portrays a cable television show host of a do-it-yourself type home improvement show. His co-host Al joins him on and off set in the show. Marty, Tim's brother shows up often in the later seasons as well as a bunch of family members on both Jill Taylor's (played by Patricia Richardson) side as well as Tim's side. During the run of the show, producers created a show that took on real life topics and concerns and added a touch of comedy that you could relate to. The shows success made Tim Allen a household name and the phrase "more power" common english. TRIVIA: The show was produced in Hollywood, CA, however an identical set was built at the Disney-MGM Studios in Orlando, FL. Following a large earthquake in LA during the early years of the show, Tim Allen wanted the show moved to Orlando, however the producers were able to convince Tim Allen to stay in LA. The set at the Walt Disney World Resort was later used for a backlot type tour and an attraction called "Superstar Television."

Intros
Credits
Posters
Quotes
Tim: "More power!"
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Tim: "Remember: if it doesn't say "Binford" on it, someone else makes it."
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Tim: "Al, what's the first thing you do when you get up?"
Al: "I say to myself "Oh boy, another wonderful day of working side-by-side with Tim!""
Tim: "OK, what's the second thing you do, Al?"
Al: "I consider calling in sick."
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Al: "I don't think so, Tim!"
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Wilson: "Hidy-ho, Tim!"
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Heidi: "Does anybody know what time it is?"
Audience: "Tool Time!"
Heidi: "That's right, Binford Tools is proud to present Tim "The Toolman" Taylor!"
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Tim: "A woman? You brought me here to see a woman?"
Jill: "I didn't know she was a woman. My gynecologist just said Dr. Kaplan was the best urologist in town."
Tim: "How am I supposed to talk to a woman about what's going on in Manland?"
Jill: "Manland? Now you got a theme park between your legs?"
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Al: "I think one of these days, you're going to run out of flannel jokes."
Tim: "I don't think so, Al. Not with my "Complete Flannel Joke Book". [Tim pulls out a heavy dictionary-sized hardcover book labelled "The Complete Flannel Joke Book" from behind a prop and opens it]"
Tim: "Why did the flannel cross the road? 'Cause Al was over there!" "Oh waiter, there's a fly in my flannel!" "Please... take my flannel! [Al snatches the book from Tim]"
Tim: "Then there's your handy wallet-sized version! [Tim pulls a tiny hardcover book of the same color out of his pocket]"
Tim: "How do you keep an idiot wearing flannel in suspense? [Al snatches the second book]"
Tim: "See you tomorrow!"
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Tim: "I think men have a lot in common with babies. We get cranky when our dinner isn't ready on time, we like to take naps in the afternoon, and I don't know any man who doesn't love a spirited game of peek-a-boo."
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Jill: "Tim is at his most romantic during the Dollar Days sale at Sears. All I have to do is wear a negligee and hold up a tool catalogue."
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Tim: "Man's speakers, that's what I'm after. Speakers with attitude. Speakers that haven't shaved in a couple of days."
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Jill: "Just go back to your tools and shut-up."
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Tim: "I need help. I'm thinkin of checkin into the Henry Ford clinic."
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Tim: "It's got 3 speeds: slow, medium, and who needs a man."
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Tim: "Barry Sanders just broke around the end for 50 yards, it's 1st and goal from the 1! We're gonna score!, Happy anniversary Honey!"
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Tim: "I think men have a lot in common with babies. We get cranky when our dinner isn't ready on time, we like to take naps in the afternoon, and I don't know any man who doesn't love a spirited game of peek-a-boo."
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Tim: "There are only two words in the kitchen for a real man. 'Can' and 'opener.'"
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Tim: "Heh heh, you called me a dork?"
Jill (whispering): "I was trying to build up his self-esteem."
Tim (mocking Jill): "What about my self-esteem?"
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Randy: "Mark, go upstairs."
Mark: "But Curtis is coming, I want to meet him."
Randy: "No you don't, he is a bigger geek than you."
Mark: "WOW!"
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Tim: "Al is my assistant. He assists me. -Tim"
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