"Life IS pain Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"Vizzini likes to fuss"
"Fuss Fuss, I think he likes to scream at us"
"He probably means no harm"
"Harm, he's really very short on charm"
"You my friend have a great gift for rhyme"
"Yes, some of the time"
"Are there rocks up ahead"
"If there are, we'll all be dead"
"NO MORE RHYMES NOW I MEAN IT!"
"ANybody want a peanut."
fessik and vizzini:
"finish him your way O GOOD my way thank you which ways
my way pick up one of those rocks get behind the boulder
in a few minutes the man in blacck will come running behind
the bend the minute his head is in view hit it with the rock!
-fessik and vizzini"
"You ARE the Brute Squad!
"I'm on the Brute Squad.
"Get outta here or I'll call the Brute Sqad.
"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father, prepare to die!
"As you wish.
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Man in Black:
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
"You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this"
"WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."
"I think you're bluffing."
"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all."
"DROP... YOUR... SWORD!"
"Alright, keep your shirt on!"
"This is true love. Do you think this happens everyday?"
"You never had it so good!"
"You ARE the brute squad"
"That's right, when I was your age television was called "books"."
"I think that everything is a trap, which is why I'm still alive."
"So, let me 'splain. No, there's too much. Let me sum up."
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"
"This is for posterity. Tell me, how do you feel? And please, be honest."