"Haha look! They even have dirty cartoons on the wall!"
"...Kelso, Those are CPR instructions."
"Then I've done CPR a lot!"
"It wasn't my fault Fez. Jackie wouldn't let her pee."
"You said she was a sasquatch."
"So did you."
kelso, after being hit by hyde:
"ow my eye"
Red as Santa:
"And what do you want for xmas?"
Red as Santa:
"You dont want that! Ponies die. What you need is a good pair of BOOTS"
me as red:
"not "BOOBs" as some idiot wrote above."
"Kelso you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?"
I said Good Day!"
"I always wanted to put a dog in handcuffs."
"Today's your lucky day son. I heard the camera adds 10 pounds."
"And I heard it added a full head of hair."
"Why would you say that god hates you?, at least you have a women's love, whore!"
Hello Kelso, I'm waiting and I want you baby, take me now!, I need It Bad!, I need It all night!, 'cause mamma loves her baby!, I'm completely naked under this!, and I'm bad for you Kelso!"
"I may not say this right, because I am new to english, but she has tremendous brests, yes???"
"Hey Rhonda. Want to have a hot-dog eating contest?"
"I can't have a hot-dog eating contest ever. It's not proper."
"I see. What have you meddling whores done to my Rhonda?"
"It wasn't my fault"
"Oh Jackie. Silly silly Jackie.
Eric & Hyde:
"Eric:(Talking about Kelso)Wow watch him try to pice it together,he's got no he doesn't, wait...no.
Hyde:Wow this is like the slowest burn ever.
-Eric & Hyde"
Fez & Kelso:
"Fez:Hey every one look at Kelso he's stuuupid!
Kelso:Hey every one look at Fez he's foreign!
-Fez & Kelso"
"What a good looking crop of S.L.O.P.S
"Ho Ho Ho.......Dumbass
"*Eric and Red are doing roleplays. Eric as Red and vice-versa* Eric: I wish i was an octopus. Then i can put 6 more boots in people's asses."
Red and Fez:
"Red: I couldn't understand a word you said but i heard commie bastards which is good enough for me.
-Red and Fez"
"Hyde: Kelso you've known the girl for two days now. Isn't it time for you to get her pregnant?