Rumplestiltskin:
"Once upon a time a long time ago, a king and a queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona. But she was possessed by a terrible curse. By day, a lovely princess; by night, a hideous ogre. Only true love's kiss would lift her curse. So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day when her true love would arrive. But as the days turned into years, the King and Queen were forced to resort to more desperate measures."
Donkey:
"Shrek? Shrek! Shrek, no, wait! Wait, Shrek! What, are you crazy? That's the Dragon's Keep! They keep dragons in there!"
Shrek:
"If I didn't save Fiona... then who did?"
Donkey:
"You know what would pick up the morale in here? Flip-flop Fridays. You can feel the breeze in your toes."
Rumplestiltskin:
"You're not going to eat me?"
Shrek:
"I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast."
Donkey:
"And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story!"
Shrek:
"There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?"
Shrek:
"Okay, I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks and this boy kept saying 'do the roar! do the roar!' Then I punched the cake that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole."
Shrek:
"You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again."
Donkey:
"Man, you are a cat-tastrophe."
Puss:
"And you, are ri-donk-ulous."
Shrek:
""Where's the cake?!?""
Pig # 1:
""We ate the cake.""
Pig # 2:
""Ya.""
Shrek:
""What?!?""
Fergus, Farkle and Felicia:
"(begin crying and wailing)"
Shrek:
""No, don't cry, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.""
Butterpants' Father:
""Hey, I believe you promised my son a roar.""
Butterpants:
""Do the roar.""
Shrek:
""Uh, roar.""
Butterpants:
""I don't like it.""
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