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SpongeBob SquarePants

Debut: May 01, 1999

Nickelodeon's hit cartoon show about a wacky sea sponge named Spongebob and his crazy adventures in the nautical town of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is a fry cook at the Krusty Krab restaurant, loves "jellyfishing" and annoying his grumpy neighbor Squidward (unintentionally). He lives in a pinapple and has a meowing snail named Gary. Spongebob's best friend is Patrick Star, closely followed by Sandy Cheeks and Squidward. He works for Mr. Krabs, his greedy yet business conscious boss. This was the first low budget Nicktoon to become popular. In 2004 a movie was made that kept the show on the air even though it was supposed to end. The executive team was taken over by Paul Tibbit but Stephen Hillenburg returned in recent years until his November 2018 passing.

Intros

"Christmas Who?" (2.8 [12/7/00]): Theme song (Holiday; ENG/Azerbaijani dub)

"Best Day Ever" (4.20a [11/10/06]): Theme Song and Opening Song (post-'TSBS...

official theme song (Instrumental/International; Textless Elements)

Theme Song and Start of all episodes from the 4/3/04 Countdown to KCAs airi...

Sandy's Rocket/ Squeaky Boots Intro

Credits

"Best Day Ever"/"The Gift of Gum" (4.20 ['06]): Ending song [20a] and split...

Split-screen credits from all 4/3/04 Countdown to KCAs airings, including t...

"Frozen Face-Off" (8.4 [7/15/11]) Ending/Superimposed Credits w/ More 'SBSP...

"The Algae's Always Greener"/"Bubble Buddy" [3.1 (3/22/02)]: Split-screen c...

"Jellyfishing"/"Plankton!" (1.03 [7/31/99]): End Credits [Cut-Off by Fb] (1...

Posters

YouTube Videos

Quotes

Squidward: "A quarantine means you're locked in here with a sick person. Till we're all sick and miserable."

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Plankton: "(to the two Krabby Patties) So have you two known each other long?"

Squidward: "You can't do this to me Mr. Plankton! If you think I'm gonna stand out there all day listening to...."

SpongeBob: "(talking gibberish)"

Squidward: "Then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!"

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Patrick: "[in tanned brown; "Sun Bleached"] One caramel sundae, please."

Caramel Sundae: "[The "creamer" gives this to Patrick. The sundae consists of 3 scoops of hard Strawberry and mountain of caramel topping with a single cherry on top.]"

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Squidward: "Once again I hate people."

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SpongeBob: "Don't be a dope. Try Extra Strength Soap."

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SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"

Patrick: "Yeah, I get called that a lot."

SpongeBob: "What? A genius?"

Patrick: "No, "Patrick"."

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Mom fish: "What, what's with all the yelling? You just can't wait for me to die, won't you?"

Old lady: "They're selling chocolate."

Mom fish: "WHAT? What are they selling?"

Old lady: "Chocolate!"

Mom fish: "Chocolate?"

Old lady: "Yeah!"

Mom fish: "...what're they selling?"

Old lady: "THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!"

Mom fish: "Chocolate... I remember when they first made chocolate! Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!"

SpongeBob: "Well, this chocolate isn't for eating..."

Patrick: "You rub it on your face and it makes you live forever!"

Mom fish: "Live forever, you say? I'll take one! Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!"

Old lady: "I hate you."

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Hot sauce drop: "Heheheheh! By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot!"

SpongeBob: "Sandy! Wait! Victory is yours."

Sandy: "I knew you'd come to your senses, SpongeBob."

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Patrick: "Nobody must know! Not even... Squidward's house!"

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SpongeBob: "I need... I need..."

Crowd: "What do you need?"

SpongeBob: "A tailor... because I ripped my pants!"

Crowd: "Oh."

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Patrick: "SPIDERS! SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF OF ME!"

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Spongebob: "Patrick, your genius is showing!"

Patrick: "Where?!"

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SpongeBob: "Attention customers, Today's special is a(dolphin noise)Krabby Patty served in a greasy(dolphin noise)sauce, and grilled to(dolphin noise)perfection! And don't forget to ask us to(dolphin noise)the(dolphin noise)fries! It'll be our(dolphin noise)pleasure!"

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Squidward: "Patrick! I told you I'm claustrophobic!"

Patrick: "Nice try Squidward but there's no Santa Claus here!"

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Squidward: "Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic."

Patrick: "What does Claustrophobic mean?"

SpongeBob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus."

Patrick: "Ho ho ho!"

SpongeBob: "Patrick stop! You're scaring him!"

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Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"

Fire Hydrant: "..."

Patrick: "That's OK. Take your time."

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Patrick: "If I ever find the guy who upset Clamu, I'll have a few choice words for him like "you", and "are", and "a jerk"!"

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SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what does this word mean?"

Patrick: ""Krabs." Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?"

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Squidward: "How about this? I call this one "Bold & Brash"."

Art Collector: "More like "Belongs in the Trash"!"

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Squidward: "Hey, give that back! I was just reaching my coda!"

Mr. Krabs: "Well your coda is affecting my quota!"

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Locate The Duplicate Entry For SpongeBob SquarePants

Title	Date Added	Air Date
SpongeBob SquarePants	05/01/2012	(1999)
MAD	08/28/2018	(2010 - 2013)
Rugrats	12/15/2012	(1991 - 2004)
Superjail!	10/30/2018	(2007 - 2014)
Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years	07/24/2021	(2021)
Oh Yeah! Cartoons	05/01/2012	(1998 - 2001)

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