Old Man:
"What I'm about to tell you has never been told to another living soul."
Garfield:
"Catchy beginning."
Garfield:
"Leave me alone, Odie. I'm busy wallowing in self pity."
Garfield:
"I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYYYY!
-Garfield"
Jon:
"Now that's funny. Why can't I stay angry with you, Garfield?"
Garfield:
"Because I'm a cat."
Garfield:
""So the pirate ghosts got the treasure, and we've got the candy-candy-candy-candy-candy!"
-Garfield"
Binky:
"Remember, kids: If you don't exercise with Binky, you're gonna grow up to be WORTHLESS!"
Garfield:
"I hate you, Binky!"
Garfield:
""Hello, Halloween! What a glorious day and a glorious night to go trick-or-treating...for candy-candy-candy-candy-candy-candy-candy-candy!"
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"You know, just between you and me, there are times when I love that dog.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"Practicing? Practicing? Huh, well, how do you know Halloween's my middle name? Garf Halloween Field.
-Garfield"
Garfield (seeing the haunted house):
"Arrrrrr! Uh, shiver me timbers. It'd be land-ho!
-Garfield (seeing the haunted house)"
Binky the Clown:
"[on his "Show" that Garfield tuned into on WBOR] That's right, kids! Tonight is Halloween night, and we wanna be in great shape to trick-or-treat for a lot of candy. Don't we-eeee-eeee?"
Garfield:
"Yes, we do-oooo-oooo!"
Binky the Clown:
"HEEEEEEEEEEEY KIIIIIIDS! Get your lazy bottoms out of bed and do jumping jacks with Binky the Clown!
-Binky the Clown"
Garfield (spitting out the pumpkin seeds):
"Twee! Since never! Ugh.
-Garfield (spitting out the pumpkin seeds)"
Garfield:
"Hmm...this stuff appears to be of the lasagne persuasion.
-Garfield"
Garfield:
"Wahoo! There's a pumpkin on your head!
-Garfield"
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