"No nostrils. How do you smell?"
"Awful! Trust me, I'm his roommate!"
Dr. Teeth and Animal:
"Shalom!" "(Pant) (Pant)...Oy!"
"Ed: No nostrils. How do you smell? Rizzo: Awful. Trust me, I'm his roommate.
"Rizzo, come here. My Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: 'R U THERE'."
Rizzo the Rat:
"Are you sure it didn't say 'R U NUTS'?"
"We're going to pause here and we'll be right back with Gonzo, the Geek Who Fell to Earth.
"Gonzo: I'm an alien! Rizzo: What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?
"Gonzo: Rizzo? Rizzo: No, it's Santa, but I forgot my reindeer.
"I had that weird dream again."
"You mean the one with the goat, the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?"
"You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!
"You backstabbing, underhanded, little coffee-pig!"
"Don't… laugh… at meeeee!"
Kermit the Frog:
"Ahah. The old rubber ducky with invisibility-spray trick. Check."
Miss Piggy Gonzo:
"Piggy: What are you doing here? Gonzo: I'm making contact. What are you doing?
-Miss Piggy Gonzo"
"Someone knock and see if Barbie's home!
Dr. Van Neuter:
"Kermit...I have to go to the little bear's room!
"I am not a shrimp; I am a KING PRAWN!!
Gonzo and Rizzo:
"Gonzo: Hey, hey, Rizzo!! My breakfast cereal just spoke to me!
Rizzo: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's STILL speakin' to me!
-Gonzo and Rizzo"
Pepe the King Prawn:
"Smoking is very bad for you, ok?
-Pepe the King Prawn"
Dr. Von Neuter:
"Hello, I'm Dr. Von Neuter."