Release: August 25, 1989
MGM/UA Home Video's Dial M for Monsters Sweepstakes promo (Rental VHS [3/13...
Originally posted to YouTube by TheRealFatSquatch, this is Siskel and Ebert...
"You got your stupid remote control back. Now how about lighting a candle or something? These lights are painful."
"[studies remote] Hey, what about the batteries?"
"I ate 'em for breakfast. I'd give 'em to ya right now but double A battries constipate me, ok? How bout a little later?"
"Ooh, let me get it.
[picks Brian's nose]"
"Hmm yum, you know I thought it would be good but it's snot."
"Piss who put piss in my apple juice!"
"were going home guys were going home.