Kenny:
"Goodbye you guys."
Cartman:
""What? I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind."
-Cartman"
Kyle's mom:
"What the heck is a Rimjaw."
Cartman's mom:
"That is where you put your legs behind your head and somebody licks your ass.
*all the parents in the room look at Cartman's mom*"
Eric Cartman (from the film's teaser trailer):
"I will do the German dance for you, it is fun, gay and tralala! I hope you will enjoy dance, ilapiyaiyay!"
Sheila:
"Terrance and Phillip? Those Canadians?!"
Mr. MacKey:
"Excuse me, bit What on the heck is Terrance and Phillip?"
Sheila:
"Terrence and Phillip are two very untalented actors from Canada. Nothing but foul language and toliet humor!"
MacKey:
"Well… I guess I'll have to a warning letter out to parents before more students see Terrence and Phillip!"
Stan and Kyle:
"(Singing) Why did our mothers start this war? What the f*** are they fighting for? When did this song become a marathon?"
Cartman:
"How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
The Mole:
"Careful?Was my mother careful when she poked a clothes hanger in my heart while i was still in the womb?
-The Mole"
Kyle:
"Shut up, fat boy!"
Cartman:
"Hey! Don't call me 'fat', you fucking Jew!"
Stan Kyle and Man:
"Man:Did some one call my name?
Stan:whothe F&%* are you?
Man:oh im Brian denehy
Kyle:No not brian denehy!
Stan:So yeah get the F&%* outta here!
Man:Okay
-Stan Kyle and Man"
stan kyle and man:
"Stan:What will brian boitano do if he was here today im sure he'll kick an ass or two cause thats what brian boitano do....
Man:did somebody call my name?
Kyle:who the f**** are you?
man:Im Brian denehy
Stan
-stan kyle and man"
cartman:
"Cartman singing:On Monday shes a b&^*@ on Tuesday shes a b&^*@ on Wensday,Saturday shes a b&^*@, then on Sunday just to be different shes a super king kamehameha biatch!
-cartman"
Cartman and Mr.Garrison:
"Cartman:How about you suck my balls Mr.Garrison?
Kids: (gasp)
Mr.Garrison:What did you say?
Cartman:Oh Oh im sorry [picks up a megaphone]
Cartman:How about you suck my balls Mr. Garrison?!
[Mr.Garrison in shock]
Stan: Holy shit dude
-Cartman and Mr.Garrison"
Mr. Garisson and Clyde:
"*Mr. Garisson*: What's five times two?....
*Clyde*: Twelve?
*Mr. Garisson*: OK now let's try and get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
-Mr. Garisson and Clyde"
Cartman:
"What? There just words!"
Anchorman:
"It's been 6 weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him."
Kenny unhooded:
"Goodbye, you guys.
-Kenny unhooded"
Cartman:
"Okay Kenny. Everyone knows you can't light a fart on fire!"
Mr. Garrison:
"...I'm Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
-Mr. Garrison"
Satan:
"How come you always want to make love to me from behind?
Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?"