""Have a Twinkie... Snapperhead""
"Perfect end to a perfect evening huh?"
"Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane. Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane."
"(Impersonating John Travolta while falling off the Capitol Records building)
My hair! My hair!"
Wisconsin Father (To Ford):
"Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Mann's Chinese Theater?"
"Go back to Michigan, asswipe."
"Oh, we're from Wisconsin!"
"Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
Ford Fairlane (first mocking Colleen):
"I'm very rich. Nothing offends me."
"No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!"
Ford Fairlane (after killing Smiley):
"Thanks for working. Thanks for being a jerkoff. Mano to mano. What the heck does mano to mano mean? I mean, use your head. Snapperhead."
"You're a jerkoff. That's what I think of you."
"No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are."
"(To The Camera) "You didn't actually think we were gonna kill the koala, did you?""
"I'm sick of the fun."
"What? I'm not fun?"
"Im so terrifical ive got my own number, 1-800-UNBELIVEABE!!!!!!