The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Release: July 11, 1990
Trailers
"Coming in July [7/11/90]" Theatrical trailer (35mm)
This is the theatrical trailer without watermarks.
This is a vintage making-of featurette for the movie.
This teaser trailer was originally posted to YouTube by upworld1968.
This TV spot was originally posted to YouTube by Warwolf2008.
Originally posted to YouTube by DistinguishedFlyer, this is Siskel & Ebert'...
Posters
YouTube Videos
Quotes
Ford Fairlane:
""Have a Twinkie... Snapperhead""
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Ford:
"Perfect end to a perfect evening huh?"
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Ford:
"Un-f*****believable eh?"
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Girls:
"Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane. Qantas, Jujubes, Salcido, Ford Fairlane."
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Ford:
"(Impersonating John Travolta while falling off the Capitol Records building)
My hair! My hair!"
Wisconsin Father (To Ford):
"Excuse me. Could you tell us how to get to Mann's Chinese Theater?"
Ford:
"Go back to Michigan, asswipe."
Wisconsin Father:
"Oh, we're from Wisconsin!"
Ford:
"Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here!"
Ford Fairlane (first mocking Colleen):
"I'm very rich. Nothing offends me."
Ford Fairlane:
"No kidding!!! You got a whip sticking out of your a** and a f***** guy barking at you!!!!"
Ford Fairlane (after killing Smiley):
"Thanks for working. Thanks for being a jerkoff. Mano to mano. What the heck does mano to mano mean? I mean, use your head. Snapperhead."
Ford Fairlane:
"You're a jerkoff. That's what I think of you."
Lt. Amos:
"No, I called you a jerkoff because that's what you are."
Ford Fairlane:
"Jerkoff."
Ford:
"(To The Camera) "You didn't actually think we were gonna kill the koala, did you?""
Ford:
"I'm sick of the fun."
Jazz:
"What? I'm not fun?"
Ford:
"Im so terrifical ive got my own number, 1-800-UNBELIVEABE!!!!!!
-Ford"
