Old Fred:
"Now whatever you do, don't touch that button!"
Ringo:
"Which button?"
Old Fred:
"That button."
Ringo:
"This button?
[presses the button and is ejected]"
Ringo:
"Aaaahhhhh!"
Old Fred:
"That was the panic button."
Paul:
"Look, it's a school of whales."
Ringo:
"They look a little bit old for school."
Paul:
"University then."
Ringo:
"University of "Wales"."
John:
"They look like drop-outs to me."
John:
"Break the glass."
George:
"We can't!"
Paul:
"It's Beatle-proof."
John:
"Nothing is Beatle-proof!"
Ringo:
"Cor! It's all a load of Father Xmas's."
Paul:
"No, that's Father Time."
Ringo:
"How'd you know that?"
Paul:
"Well, I read it in a book once."
John:
"[Frankenstein's monster has turned into John Lennon] Hey, Ringo, I've just had the strangest dream."
Ringo:
"I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach. Now listen to old Fred."
Old Fred:
"[speaking gibberish] Submarine! Explosions! Blue Meanies!"
Old Fred:
"[calmer]
What do you think?"
John:
"[to Ringo] I think he needs a rehearsal."
Ringo:
"Nothing ever happens to me. I'd jump in the river Mersey... but it looks like rain."
Ringo:
"And we're not subscribers."
Chief Meanie:
"Let us not forget that Heaven is blue…
[screaming] …tomorrow, the world!"
Chief Meanie:
"Are the troops in readiness?"
Max:
"No, Your Blueness."
Chief Meanie:
"The bonkers?"
Max:
"Nope."
Chief Meanie:
"Clowns?"
Max:
"No."
Chief Meanie:
"Snapping Turks?"
Max:
"No."
Chief Meanie:
"Anti-music missiles?"
Max:
"No."
Chief Meanie:
"The dreadful flying glove?"
Max:
"No!"
Chief Meanie:
"Splendid! Today... Pepperland goes blue-y...!"
Lord Mayor:
"Four scores and 32 bars ago, our four fathers"
Old Fred:
"A quartet?"
Lord Mayor:
"And four mothers"
Old Fred:
"Another quartet?"
Lord Mayor:
"Made their way in this yellow submarine..."
Old Fred:
"What, that little thing?"
Lord Mayor:
"...to Pepperland."
George:
"Hey, he looks wrong."
Paul:
"He doesn't look at all well."
George:
"In fact, he's horrible."
John:
"He's so ugly."
All:
"REALLY UGLY!"
Old Fred:
"[George tries to fix the sub's motor, receiving a huge electric shock instead]
What do you think?"
George:
"I think I burnt me finger."
Lord Mayor:
"Four scores and 32 bars ago, our four fathers"
Old Fred:
"A quartet?"
Lord Mayor:
"And four mothers"
Old Fred:
"Another quartet?"
Lord Mayor:
"Made their way in this yellow submarine..."
Old Fred:
"What, that little thing?"
Lord Mayor:
"...to Pepperland."
George:
"Hey, it's seen us! Find the boxing button!"
Paul:
"Whoever heard of a "boxing button"?"
John:
"Who cares! Find one!"
Ringo:
"George, what are you doing up there?"
George:
"[driving in Ringo's car] Now, what is it, Ringo? Is it a matter you want to take up... or down?"
Ringo:
"[indicating Fred] This chap, here."
Old Fred:
"[crazy gibberish] Submarines! Explosions!"
Ringo, Old Fred, John:
"Blue Meanies!"
George:
"Aww, you're nuts, the pair of ya.
[drives off]"
Ringo:
"Hey, that's my car, lad."
George:
"How do you know it's your car, lad?"
Ringo:
"I know it anywhere. Red with yellow wheels.
[the car changes colors]"
Ringo:
"I mean... blue with orange wheels.
[the car changes colors again]"
George:
"It's all in the mind."
Old Fred:
"H" for "Hurry," "E" for "'Ergent,'" "L" for "Love me," and "P" for "P-P-P-Please help!"
Old Fred:
"You've got to steer clear."
Ringo:
"Steer clear?"
Old Fred:
"Yes, steer. Clear?"
Ringo:
"Yes, dear."
Chief Meanie:
"Ah, the hills are alive..."
Max:
"[sings] ... with the sound of music!"
Chief Meanie:
"[Punches Max] Who did it? Who is responsible for this?"
Max:
"Rimsky-Korsakov?
[Chief Meanie shoots him, Blue Menial #3 stomps him into ground]"
Max:
"[Poking his head up from ground] Guy Lombardo?"
Chief Blue Meanie:
"[as Blue Minions are routed] You're advancing the wrong way! Retreat backwards!"
John:
"[in the Sea of Holes] This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire."