Saturday the 14th
Release: October 30, 1981

"If you thought friday the 13th was bad, saturday the 14th is worse!" This is a comedy parody of a horror film in which a family inherits a home and opens a book which unleashes horrific monsters which must be overcome by the unsuspecting family. Complete with the necessary scary doctor (Severn Darden) and evil style horror mansion. Stars Richard Benjamin and Paula Prentiss.

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Van Helsing: "Put it in the kitchen. I would help you, but I hurt my back during the Crimean War."
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Waldemar: "He thought destroying the book would free the monsters. That wasn't the way it worked."
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Van Helsing: "When I get that book, I will rule the world! Think of it - famine! War! Death!"
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TV Announcer: "George and Elizabeth Bennetson got into their car to go to a party... But this wasn't going to be the kind of party they expected. The guests are about to arrive..."
John Hyatt: "Billy, will you turn that thing off?"
Billy Hyatt: "I did turn it off."
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Van Helsing: "Some vampires will believe anything."
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Yolanda: "What do the building codes say about filling the basement with earth?"
Marge: "It's... it's a finished basement."
Waldemar: "Not yet it isn't."
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Yolanda: "Oh, look. Isn't that that boy Bavarian from Budapest?"
Waldemar: "No, that's a fruit bat from the Philippines."
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Waldemar: "If you weren't immortal, you'd kill yourself."
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Van Helsing: "Selling the house now would be like closing the barn door after the horses eat your children."
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Marge: "Do you have children?"
Waldemar: "As often as we can."
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