Terry:
"What happens when you hear James Brown?"
Rick:
"When I hear James Brown...I gotta dance!"
Buddy:
"Please, don't leave..."
Tutor:
"I'm going, Bud..."
Buddy:
"Would it make a difference if i told you i was hung like a bear?"
Tutor:
"I don't know...are you?"
Buddy:
"No..."
Tutor:
"Goodnight, Buddy."
Buddy:
"Terry loves tits and ass."
Rick:
"Maybe next time you can hook me up with sandy's grandmother!"
Buddy:
"Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner."
Buddy:
"Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear."
Terry:
"I'm just so confused."
Buddy:
"Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass anytime."
Buddy:
"All balls itch! It's a fact!"
Terry:
"Look, maybe my balls don't itch."
Buddy:
"No you don't! The male body needs sex at all times! It's a living hell!"
Terry:
"You know, sometimes I just wish I was a guy."
Terry:
"Budster, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she's all yours."
Rick:
"It's OK everybody, it's alright. He has tits."
Rick:
"Are those what I think they are? Where do you get off having tits?"
Buddy:
"Hey, no problem. Just a couple of clean American kids experimenting with sex."
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