The Last Unicorn
Release: November 19, 1982

Unicorns do not regret, for they do not understand human emotion. This is the story of one unicorn's journey to discover what has happened to the rest of her kind. On the road, she befriends an wizard cursed with ineptitude and a rough scullery maid. To save her from the wrath of a great bull demon, the wizard Schmendrick transforms her into a human girl. A tale of love, greed, adventure. . .and regret. A story that will leave you singing "i'm alive"

Schmendrick: "oh god i'm engaded to a douglas fir -Schmendrick"
Schmendrick: "take me with you for luck for laughs for the unknown -Schmendrick"
Schmendrick: "Be wary of wousing a Rizard's wrath..rousing..rrrghh! Do not make me angry! -Schmendrick"
The Cat: "No cat out of its first fur ever gave anyone a straight answer! -The Cat"
Amalthea: "But I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake; it is never finished. -Amalthea"
Molly: "You are an idiot! You hear me! -Molly"
Unicorn: "Do not boast, old woman. You death sits in that cage, and she hears you. -Unicorn"
The Butterfly: "Wave the flag for Hudson High, boys; Show them how we stand! -The Butterfly"
Schmendrick: "There are no happy endings, because nothing ends. -Schmendrick"
Unicorn: "I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing. -Unicorn"
Schmendrick: "She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns she is the only one who knows what regret is. And love. -Schmendrick"
Unicorn: "I am a little afraid to go home. I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I'm no longer like the others, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, and now, I do. I...regret. -Unicorn"
Molly: "Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to. How dare you. How dare you come to me now, when I am this. -Molly"
Schmendrick: "Magic, do as you will! -Schmendrick"
The Butterfly: "See ya later, alligator! -The Butterfly"
Lady Amalthea: "I can feel this body dying all around me! -Lady Amalthea"
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