Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Release: June 14, 1991

When Robin and his Moorish companion come to England and the tyranny of the Sheriff of Nottingham, he decides to fight back as an outlaw.

Friar Tuck: "By the power vested in me, of God's holy church, I say let any man who has reason why these two should not be joined, let him speak now or forever hold his peace. [silence]"
Friar Tuck: "Then, I now pronounce you..."
King Richard: "Hold, I speak! [everyone turns around to see knights coming]"
Marian: "Richard! [everyone, except Marian and a confused Azeem, kneels]"
King Richard: "I will not allow this wedding to proceed..."
Robin of Locksley: "[gets up] My lord..."
King Richard: "...Unless, I'm allowed to give the bride away! You look radiant, cousin."
Marian: "Oh, Richard. [they exchange kisses on the cheeks]"
Robin of Locksley: "I'm deeply honored, your majesty."
King Richard: "It is I who is honored, Lord Locksley. Thanks to you, I still have a throne. Friar, proceed!"
Friar Tuck: "Husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
Robin of Locksley: "I know that. [they kiss, and everyone cheers. The camera shifts to the Friar, who breaks the fourth wall and looks at the camera]"
Friar Tuck: "Now, get out of it! We're wasting good celebration time!"
Robin Hood: "What do you know of women?"
Azeem: "Where I come from, Christian, there are women of such beauty, that they can possess a man's mind so that he would be willing to die for them."
Robin Hood: "Wait a minute. Is that why you were to be executed? Because of a woman? [laughs]"
Robin Hood: "That's it, isn't it? That's it!"
Azeem: "It is close to sunset."
Robin Hood: "You painted old hound, who was she? The mullah's daughter? Another man's wife? What's her name?"
Azeem: "Is there no sun in this cursed country? Which way is East?"
Robin Hood: "Her name."
Azeem: "East!"
Robin Hood: "Her name."
Azeem: "Jasmina."
Robin Hood: "[points] That way."
King Richard: "I will not allow this wedding to proceed."
Robin Hood: "My Lord!"
King Richard: "Unless I'm allowed to give the bride away. You look radiant, cousin."
Sheriff of Nottingham: "Now I have heard that Robin Hood may still be alive. Either tell me where he may be hiding, or you wll all hanged and we will catch him anyway and do the same thing to him."
Will Scarlett: "I'd love to kill him for you."
Wulf: "Will, no!"
Sheriff of Nottingham: "So he is alive, then?"
Will Scarlett: "I'm not really sure."
Sheriff of Nottingham: "Then why would I need you?"
Will Scarlett: "Because, my lord, if he is alive, I can get close to him. I'm one of his men. He would never suspect me."
Wulf: "He knows you always hated him, traitor!"
Sheriff of Nottingham, Will Scarlett: "Shut up!"
Will Scarlett: "He's a trusting fool. He'll believe me. And if he doesn't, he'll kill me. Then you've lost nothing."
Sheriff of Nottingham: "If you fail, I will personally remove your lying tounge."
Will Scarlett: "And if I suceed, I get my freedom and the bounty on his head."
Sheriff of Nottingham: "The lash, I think! Sorry about that. It'll make it more convincing."
Robin Hood: "How many?"
Azeem: "20."
Robin Hood: "20?"
Bull: "[further away] How many?"
Robin Hood: "5."
Robin Hood: "[to Azeem] He can't count anyway."
Robin Hood: "And you. You travel ten thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered."
Azeem: "I fulfill my vows when I choose to."
Robin Hood: "Which does not include prayer time, meal time, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one."
Azeem: "You whine like a mule. You are still alive."
Robin Hood: "You were to use this information to get close to me and then kill me, isn't that right, Will? What are your intentions?"
Will Scarlett: "Well, that depends on you Locksley. I've never trusted you, that's no secret. What I wanna know is, is are you gonna finish what you started? I want to know if he's gonna turn and run like the spoiled little rich boy I always took him for."
Robin Hood: "Did I wrong you in another life, Will Scarlett? Where does this intolerable hatred for me come from?"
Will Scarlett: "From knowing that... that our father loved you more than me."
Robin Hood: "Our father?"
Will Scarlett: "We are brothers, Robin of Locksley. I am the son of the woman who replaced your dead mother for a time."
Robin Hood: "It's a lie!"
Will Scarlett: "It was your anger that drove them apart! It's not a lie! You ruined my life! I have more reason to hate you than anyone. Yet I found myself daring to believe in you. And what I want to know brother, is will you stay with us and finish what you started?"
Will Scarlet (singing): "There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross the river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope, now look at him shiver."
Sheriff of Nottingham: "Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon."
Robin Hood: "Then it begins."
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