Jabberwocky
Release: March 28, 1977
Trailers
This is the movie's theatrical trailer.
Posters
Quotes
Disclaimer:
"[in the end credits] All characters portrayed in this film are entirely fictitious, and bare no resemblance to anyone living or dead... except for one."
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Narrator:
"[opening lines] 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe."
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Mr. Cooper Senior:
"[on his deathbed] You're just a shallow, dull, pretentious..."
Dennis Cooper:
"Father!"
Mr. Cooper Senior:
"...little stocktaker!"
Dennis Cooper:
"Oh, father, you're delirious. You don't know what you're saying."
Mr. Cooper Senior:
"Oh yes, I do, you, you whimpering, snotty-nosed, cretinous oaf! I've wanted to say this for years."
Dennis Cooper:
"Father, we're not alone."
Mr. Cooper Senior:
"You're everything I despise!"
Dennis Cooper:
"[to the other villagers gathered around the bed] Dad's raving, I'm afraid."
Villager:
"No, he's not."
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1st Herald:
"As a reward for killing the monster, the king's champion will receive half the princess's hand and the entire kingdom in marriage. [his assistant whispers in his ear] Correction. It is, of course, it is, of course, the king's hand and half the princess's kingdom. [his assistant whispers in his ear again] Excuse me. [he listens as his assistant whispers to him] I've just received final confirmation of the final terms. It is, of course, the princess's hand and half the entire kingdom."
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Mr. Fishfinger:
"[he is pooping into the lake, and he does not seem embarrassed about it at all] Oh, hello Dennis! You've got garbage all over your vest. You really ought to look after your appearance, you know. Very bad for business."
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Dennis:
"Dennis is hiding in a shadowy alcove removing his nun disguise. As he is illuminated by torchlight he looks back over his shoulder..."
Religious Fanatic #1:
"Look! It's a nun in the guise of the Devil!"
Religious Fanatic #2:
"No! It's the Devil in the guise of a nun!"
Religious Fanatic #3:
"Get her!"
Religious Fanatic #4:
"Get him!"
Religious Fanatic #5:
"GET THEM BOTH!"
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King Bruno the Questionable:
"Guards... kill that man..."
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Dennis:
"I keep your potato."
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Narrator:
"It is the middle of the Dark Ages. Ages darker than anyone had ever expected."
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