Release: March 28, 1977
Release: March 28, 1977

A young peasant, with no interest in adventure or fortune, is mistaken as the kingdom's only hope when a horrible monster threatens the countryside.

Narrator: "[opening lines] 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe."
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Mr. Cooper Senior: "[on his deathbed] You're just a shallow, dull, pretentious..."
Dennis Cooper: "Father!"
Mr. Cooper Senior: "...little stocktaker!"
Dennis Cooper: "Oh, father, you're delirious. You don't know what you're saying."
Mr. Cooper Senior: "Oh yes, I do, you, you whimpering, snotty-nosed, cretinous oaf! I've wanted to say this for years."
Dennis Cooper: "Father, we're not alone."
Mr. Cooper Senior: "You're everything I despise!"
Dennis Cooper: "[to the other villagers gathered around the bed] Dad's raving, I'm afraid."
Villager: "No, he's not."
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1st Herald: "As a reward for killing the monster, the king's champion will receive half the princess's hand and the entire kingdom in marriage. [his assistant whispers in his ear] Correction. It is, of course, it is, of course, the king's hand and half the princess's kingdom. [his assistant whispers in his ear again] Excuse me. [he listens as his assistant whispers to him] I've just received final confirmation of the final terms. It is, of course, the princess's hand and half the entire kingdom."
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Mr. Fishfinger: "[he is pooping into the lake, and he does not seem embarrassed about it at all] Oh, hello Dennis! You've got garbage all over your vest. You really ought to look after your appearance, you know. Very bad for business."
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Dennis: "Dennis is hiding in a shadowy alcove removing his nun disguise. As he is illuminated by torchlight he looks back over his shoulder..."
Religious Fanatic #1: "Look! It's a nun in the guise of the Devil!"
Religious Fanatic #2: "No! It's the Devil in the guise of a nun!"
Religious Fanatic #3: "Get her!"
Religious Fanatic #4: "Get him!"
Religious Fanatic #5: "GET THEM BOTH!"
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King Bruno the Questionable: "Guards... kill that man..."
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Dennis: "I keep your potato."
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Narrator: "It is the middle of the Dark Ages. Ages darker than anyone had ever expected."
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