The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
Release: January 11, 2008

George, Sedgwick, and Elliot are three cabin boys who are working on a pirate-themed dinner. They want to live their dreams of being great heroes but feel they are unattainable. After the receive a prophetic vision from an old man, they realize adventure is ahead for them. They soon wind up teleported to the 17th century, where they meet a group of pirates trying to rescue a mate from a more dastardly group of pirates.

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Elliot: "Woah, Papa's got a gumball, Nellie. Papa's got a gumball, Sue. Papa's got a gumball, Nellie. I think I'll blow a bubble for you. Woah, Papa's got a pork chop, Nellie. Papa's got a pork chop..."
George: "Will you stop it?"
Elliot: "What? It's a good song. Don't you like it?"
George: "After the 32nd verse, it grates. Besides, it's making me hungry."
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Sedgewick: "Oh No, I hate these guys!"
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Alexander: "Stand firm, men, for the King and Monteria!"
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Elliot: "Look at us, we're walking rocks. We don't wear any shoes or socks! La la la la la la la!"
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Willory: "Like sands through the hour glass, so are the last few minutes of our lives."
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Blind Man: "Help will come from above in the shape of... a donkey."
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Sedgewick: "I don't think that's possible. And that's coming from a guy who just swam 92 nautical miles without arms or legs."
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Alexander: "What manner of magic is this?"
Sedgewick: "It's not magic, it's Radio Shack!"
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