Manos: The Hands of Fate
Release: November 15, 1966

A family on vacation gets lost in the desert and end up at isolated hotel ran by a strange man named Torgo. Torgo warns the family not to stay but they insist on staying. It's turns out the hotel is home to The Master who runs a Pagan cult. Directed by Harold P. Warren. It is considered one of the worst movies of all time to appear on Mystery Science Theater 3000, episode 424.

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The Master: "O Manos... thou of primal darkness! Thou who dwelleth in the depths of the universe in the black casims of night! Thou who bestoweth the mother darkness upon thy faithful to live internally by her keeping! Thou dost make him most blessed forever! And thou who dost cursed with eternal burning life those whom transrest against thee! Holy art thou, holy art thou, holy art thou! Manos' will be done! Thy priest whoeth remains stead-fast, thy priest whoeth remains constant, thy priest whoeth remains r"
Michael: ""Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?""
Torgo: ""There is no phone here, sir. The Master does not approve of such devices.""
Margaret: ""Then... then where is the nearest phone?""
Torgo: ""The nearest phone is at the crossroads. That's ten miles.""
Margaret: ""Ten miles? Might as well be ten THOUSAND miles!""
Michael: ""Easy, honey! It won't help to get mad!""
Torgo: ""The master would not approve.""
Cop: "Well, whatever it is you're *not* doing, go *don't* do it somewhere else!"
Teenager in Car: "Why don't you guys leave us alone?"
The Master: "(3x) Kill! Manos has decreed it. (3x) Kill!"
Michael: "That must be your master. Where did you say he was again?"
Torgo: "He has left this world, but he is with us always. No matter where we go he is with us."
Torgo: "You. You are the worst! You were his first wife, but he doesn't want you anymore and now, even I don't want you!"
The Master: "You have caused enough trouble. I think your service to us is at its end now!"
The Master: "Find them! They must not escape. Find them!"
Master's Wife: "No! Leave them alone. We cannot kill a child"
Master: "Enough talk. Find them! Manos will be served."
The Master: "Arise my wives. Give ear to the words of Manos. Arise my wives! And hear the will of Manos!"
The Master's Wife: "The woman is all we want; The others must die! They ALL must die! We do not even want the woman."
Torgo: "But master, you have six wives. Why can't I have one for myself?"
The Master: "You are not one of us. Therefore you can not have one of them."
The Master: "Manos, God of primal darkness. As thou has decreed so have I done. The hands of fate have doomed this man. Thy will is done."
The Master: "You have failed us Torgo. For this you must die."
Margaret: "Mike, I don't like this."
Mike: "It's nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination."
Torgo: "There is nothing to fear, madam. The Master likes you. Nothing will happen to you. He likes you."
Margaret: "Likes me? I thought you said he was dead."
Torgo: "Dead? No, madam. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always. Not dead the way you know it. He is with us always."
Torgo: "There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."
Torgo: "I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away."
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