Batman:
"White. All important movies end with a white screen."
King Kong:
"Building survey! This building's not up to code!"
Batgirl:
"If you call me Batgirl, can I call you Batboy?"
Batman:
"Okay, Robin. Together, we're gonna punch these guys so hard, words describing the impact are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air."
Joker:
"And rounding out the evil all-stars, Wicked Witch, Medusa, and British robots"
Daleks:
"Exterminate!"
Joker:
"Ask your nerd friends."
Alfred Pennyworth:
"Ha! You just got union jacked!"
Riddler:
"Riddle me this! What just happened?"
Joker:
"Hey Batman! Joker's home. I'm rubbing my butt all over your stuff. We're go gonna have to rename this the Butt-mobile."
Batman:
"What am I gonna do? Get a bunch of criminals together to fight the criminals? That's a stupid idea."
Joker:
"Hold on a sec. Are you trying to tell me that Bruce Wayne is Batman... 's roommate?"
Computer:
"What is the password?"
Batman:
"Iron Man sucks!"
Batman:
"Black. All important movies start with a black screen... And music... Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous... And logos... Really long and dramatic logos... Warner Bros. Why not "Warner Brothers"? I don't know... DC... The house that Batman built."
Batman:
"Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite... Hmm... Not sure what RatPac does, but that logo is macho. I dig it... Okay. Get yourself ready for some... reading. "If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hooo." No. I said that. Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab. Now, let's start the movie."
Robin:
"My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick."
Batman:
"Well, children can be cruel."
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