Larry:
"How are we gonna get at the bell? It's hidin' in that box."
Moe:
"Why don't you go buy a toupee with some brains in it. We'll cut it open."
Dwight:
"When you got nine teammmates, you got to pass it. You got to pass it!"
Curly:
"It's Attila the Nun! She's a hundred yards out and closin' fast!"
Mother Superior:
"I'm sorry, boys. Murph is very ill"
Larry:
"Why isn't she in a hospital?"
Mother Superior:
"Well..."
Sister Mary-Mengele:
"I'll tell you why. Because we don't have any medical insurance."
Larry:
"Well, you should get some. Just call that little green alligator guy."
Curly:
"Shame on you, Moe, you let your pride ruin everything for us and them kids."
Moe:
"How dare you accuse me of having pride?"
Mother Superior:
"Like Moses in the desert, I believe the Lord will guide them. Because they're pure of heart."
Sister Mary-Mengele:
"And dim of wit."
Larry:
"Hey, little fella, want a peanut? Dolphins love peanuts, you know. Here you go. Catch. (throws into the dolphin's blowhole and the dolphin chokes)"
Curly:
" Oh, my God! I think he's snufficatin'!"
Larry:
"Don't worry, pal, I know the Heineken maneuver."
Teddy:
"So, you boys on Facebook? I'll poke you. Better yet, I'll tweet you."
Moe:
"Oh! Tweet us to dinner? Soitenly!"
Moe:
"(points at Snooki's Guiness hat) Just 'cause she's wearing a genius hat doesn't mean she is one."
Curly:
"Hey look. We got a donut remover right here."
Larry:
"What's a donut remover?"
Curly:
"One of these. (holds up tag saying "Do not remove") Do-nut remover!"
Moe:
"What's that gadget?"
Teddy:
"This is an iPhone."
Curly:
"An eye phone? (takes the phone and holds it up to his eye) Hello? Hello? (hands it back) There's nobody there!"
Moe:
"Mind your P's and Q's."
Curly:
"Don't forget to dot the I's."
Moe:
"Certainly. (pokes Curly in the eyes)"
Larry:
"Uh-oh. Is that Sister Mary-Mengele?"
Curly:
" I don't know, but the face rings a bell."
Lydia:
"Those three idiots are here!"
Mac:
"The Kardashian girls? Where are they?"
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