"Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged.
"Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it, okay?
"We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous.
"Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?
[Alex hides his face in despair]
"You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.
"Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!
"I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
"How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.
"It's the simple things in life that you treasure.
"Never give up, never surrender.
Gwen and Jason:
"Gwen: (watching Jason somersaulting dramatically) Does the rolling help?
Gwen: Where's your gun?
Jason: (looks down at belt) Ah, shoot!
-Gwen and Jason"
Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander:
"Gwen: (looking at little aliens) They must be the miners.
Fred: Yeah, they're only like...three years old...
Alexander: MINERS, not MINORS!
-Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander"
Jason and Tommy:
"Jason: I'd like some help, guys!
Tommy: Well, go for its eyes! It's its most vulnerable spot!
Jason: Are you insane? It's a rock monster; IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!!!
-Jason and Tommy"
"Oh, right! It's always about YOU, isn't it?
Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris:
"Jason: Ok, c'mon. This should be easy. This guy is as stupid as he is ugly.
Jason: Ok, Guy, fire everything we have at him, and that should just distract him enough.
Jason: Not now, Gwen! Just push a few buttons,....
-Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris"
Gwen DeMarco and Guy:
"Guy: What is my name?
Guy: You see? I'm just crewman number 7! I'm expendable!
Gwen: You have a name, Guy...
Gwen: (crying) DO I??!! DO I??!!...MOMMY....MOMMY!!!
-Gwen DeMarco and Guy"
Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane:
"Guy:(blubbering) I changed my mind, I wanna go back!
Alex: After the fuss you made about being left behind?
-Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane"
Jason and Tommy Webber:
"Jason: Tommy! We've got a boost button, don't we?
Tommy: Oh, yeah! It's right here!
Jason: Well, press it! Press it and hold it down now!
Tommy: (presses it and goes into warp) WOOOOOOO!!!
-Jason and Tommy Webber"
"I'm not going to say that stupid line ONE MORE TIME!!!