Galaxy Quest
Release: December 23, 1999
Release: December 23, 1999

team of intrepid adventurers travels through the outer reaches of the galaxy, each week finding excitement and adventure on Galaxy Quest! Or at least that's the way it was in the mid-1970s, when brave if reckless Captain Peter Quincy Taggart, lovely Lieutenant Tawny Madison, and inscrutable alien Dr. Lazarus were the leaders of an interstellar law enforcement team on the TV series of that name. Twenty years later, the show is still in reruns, and Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen), Gwen DeMarco (Sigourney Weaver), and Alexander Dane (Alan Rickman) prop up their sagging careers by making appearances at sci-fi conventions, where they grudgingly shake hands and give autographs for the show's socially inept following. However, it turns out that nerdy sci-fi fans aren't the only ones watching: somewhere in another solar system, a group of alien rebels living under a regime of violence and repression have picked up broadcasts of Galaxy Quest, and they aren't aware that it's fiction. They travel to Earth and encounter the Galaxy Quest cast, who figure that they're just another bunch of guys who like to dress funny. However, they soon realize that they're being hired not for another autograph-signing session but for a real-life outer space rescue mission. Galaxy Quest was directed by Dean Parisot, who had a background in TV directing before his theatrical debut with the dark comedy Home Fries.

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Quotes
Alexander: "Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged. -Alexander"
Gwen: "Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it, okay? -Gwen"
Mathesar: "We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous. -Mathesar"
Jason: "Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack? [Alex hides his face in despair] Apparently not. -Jason"
Tommy: "You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second. -Tommy"
Brandon: "Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it! -Brandon"
Guy: "I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here. -Guy"
Sarris: "How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me. -Sarris"
Fred: "It's the simple things in life that you treasure. -Fred"
Jason: "Never give up, never surrender. -Jason"
Gwen and Jason: "Gwen: (watching Jason somersaulting dramatically) Does the rolling help? Jason: Yep... Gwen: Where's your gun? Jason: (looks down at belt) Ah, shoot! -Gwen and Jason"
Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander: "Gwen: (looking at little aliens) They must be the miners. Fred: Yeah, they're only like...three years old... Alexander: MINERS, not MINORS! -Gwen, Fred Kwan, and Alexander"
Jason and Tommy: "Jason: I'd like some help, guys! Tommy: Well, go for its eyes! It's its most vulnerable spot! Jason: Are you insane? It's a rock monster; IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY VULNERABLE SPOTS!!! -Jason and Tommy"
Alexander: "Oh, right! It's always about YOU, isn't it? -Alexander"
Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris: "Jason: Ok, c'mon. This should be easy. This guy is as stupid as he is ugly. Gwen: Jason...?! Jason: Ok, Guy, fire everything we have at him, and that should just distract him enough. Gwen: Jason! Jason: Not now, Gwen! Just push a few buttons,.... -Jason Nesmith, Gwen, and Sarris"
Gwen DeMarco and Guy: "Guy: What is my name? Gwen: I...um...uh... Guy: You see? I'm just crewman number 7! I'm expendable! Gwen: You have a name, Guy... Gwen: (crying) DO I??!! DO I??!!...MOMMY....MOMMY!!! -Gwen DeMarco and Guy"
Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane: "Guy:(blubbering) I changed my mind, I wanna go back! Alex: After the fuss you made about being left behind? -Guy Fleegman and Alexander Dane"
Jason and Tommy Webber: "Jason: Tommy! We've got a boost button, don't we? Tommy: Oh, yeah! It's right here! Jason: Well, press it! Press it and hold it down now! Tommy: (presses it and goes into warp) WOOOOOOO!!! -Jason and Tommy Webber"
Alexander: "I'm not going to say that stupid line ONE MORE TIME!!! -Alexander"
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