"I love the power glove. It's so bad"
"You know Bateman, I always knew that you were a jerk. I just until now thought that it was guilt by association."
"So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley?"
Corey to lucas:
"Just keep your power glove off her"
"Corey.......I don't wanna quit"
"The kids a natural, a genius, a pro, he picks it up like lint."
"That cannot possibly be one of the four major food groups'' ''It's a casserole genius."
"I touched her breast!? She doesn't have breasts!"
"50,000! You scored 50,000 points on Double Dragon?"
"All right, I'm looking for a couple of kids. This one's a mental case, have you seen them?"
"Does he dress like you? "
"Then he can't be too much of a case, all right?"
"So, according to this, we're in Goblin Valley. Great. I mean, I mean, I mean... it couldn't be Happy Valley or Wonderful Valley. Goblin Valley. Why not, Axe Murderer's Valley? "
"Hey, it's the wizard! I hope you don't get nervous like last time. We wouldn't want you to..."wiz" on someone!"
"HE TOUCHED MY BREAST!"
"Boy, is THAT sexist."
"It's not sexist! It's... romantic."
"I love the Power Glove, it's so bad"