Santa's Slay
Release: December 20, 2005

Jolly old Saint Nick goes from the nice list to the naughty list when an old wager runs up and his promise to be nice takes a backseat to his murderous impulses in this comic tale of terror from first-time director David Steiman. It turns out that the story of Santa Claus as we know it isn't quite the whole story, and instead of being a kind hearted gift-giver, Santa is actually a devilish life-taker. It was 1000 years ago that the cherubic devil lost a bet with an angel that forced him to play nice for an entire millennium. Though he remained true to his word and spread Christmas cheer for what secretly seemed like an eternity, Santa's patience has run dry with the expiration of the wager, and when this bet runs up the legend of kindly old Kriss Kringle will never be quite the same.

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Nicholas: "We're trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How fucked up is that?"
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Santa: "Boy, Christmas can sure scare the Dickens out of people."
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Santa: "Looks like Grandpa got run over by a reindeer."
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Nicholas: "The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa!"
Sants Claus: "You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge."
Mary Mackenzie: "He's scary, yet educational."
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Gwen Mason: "I've been good!"
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Santa: "I'm Santa Claus, not fuckin' Dracula!"
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