Stu:
"All I wanted was to have a little adventure, and now everyone and my brother is blaming me for this mess."
Angelica:
"Babies, listen up! We're stucked on a topical island that don't gots no people on it!"
Kimi:
"But *we're* here, Angelica."
Angelica:
"I mean people who matter!"
Susie:
"I'm beginning to think you took this scrub-marine without permission, Angelica!"
Angelica:
"Oh, you think you're such a know-it-all, Carmichael!"
Angelica:
"Cynthia overboard! No no!"
Charlotte:
"There, there, sweetheart. We all lost something today. Why, I lost my cellphone with 100 free minutes, and Daddy lost his favorite sun visor, and Uncle Stu lost all our respect."
Drew:
"Hang on, I think the professor has an idea."
Charlotte:
"Jonathan, why aren't you answering the phone? I need you to divert a tropical storm!"
Howard:
"Well, I'm gonna use the seven kid-free days to re-shape my physique!"
Betty:
"It could happen. The earth was created in six."
Howard:
"You mean we're marooned? With no food? How soon before we all turn cannibal? I have to get out of here!"
Betty:
"Sooo... Swiss Family DeVille, he's not."
Eliza:
"What happened?"
Debbie:
"I was taking care of this island princess and..."
Eliza:
"What's she doing in the bathysphere?"
Debbie:
"I didn't say I was taking care of her *well*."
Stu:
"It's obvious... the first thing to do is build a signal fire."
Drew:
"You know what else is obvious? You're an idiot."
Spike:
"I ate one of Tommy's diapers once and, let me tell you, that is spicy."
Spike:
"I am Spike. Full name: Down, Spike, down! Get off that couch!"