The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas
Release: July 23, 1982
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This is the theatrical trailer for the movie from 1982, many years before D...
"It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!"
"The power of television, of public exposure...It scares me. I swear, I could get the mayor's own children to throw rocks at him!"
"Everybody liked Ed Earl...Especially Ed Earl."
"Don't feel sorry for me. I started out poor, and I worked my way up to outcast."
"I couldn't be a ballerina now. I'm too top-heavy. I have a hard enough time balancin' these things now without gettin' on my toes!"
"Me jumpin' up and down? I'd black both my eyes!"
"Well, I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours!"
"My wife read his lips on every 'Hell', 'Goddamn' and 'Shit'."